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Granted. Your agency has relocated to Georgetown, Massachusetts. A quiet little town where not much goes on.
I wish I were the Adam character in the movie Adam and Steve and Malcolm Gets would sweep me off my feet and marry me.
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I wish my construction work on my condo would be finished today.
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Granted it is finished today May 18, 2006. It was also done all wrong.
I wish I didn't have to search for a job.
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You have a lifetime appointment as the press secretary for President Bush and his -- believe it or not -- even more unpalatable, infathomable successors. Have fun explaning their positions on gas prices, same sex-marriage, pension and health care reforms, and the environment.
I wish the incredibly cute biker I saw at the Bike-to-Work rally today would ... ummm ... bike in front of me more often.
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You have a lifetime appointment as the press secretary for President Bush and his -- believe it or not -- even more unpalatable, infathomable successors. Have fun explaning their positions on gas prices, same sex-marriage, pension and health care reforms, and the environment.
I wish the incredibly cute biker I saw at the Bike-to-Work rally today would ... ummm ... bike in front of me more often.
A lifetime appontment, eh? Then I can say whatever I want and not get fired. Cool!!!!!!!!
As for your wish:
Granted and each time he bikes in front of you, you stop paying attention to the road and ride into oncoming traffic. You routinely spend half the year in traction.
I wish there was more good news in the world.
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Granted. The bowl of Wheaties I had for breakfast was delicious. My dog is happy and healthy. I just got season one of Superboy on DVD (John Haymes Newton--woof! ). There's plenty of good news!
I wish I could tap dance.
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Granted. Unfortunately, he's never home and is lactose intolerant.
I wish they'd make a new Star Trek series.
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Granted. The complete Latvian-dubbed series, complete with "Fish" outtakes (from all 4 episodes of that beloved spinoff!) are yours. You do have a Latiantech-compatable DVD player, right?
I wish I could find the Red Kryptonite version of Viagra.
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Granted, It also causes you to smell like garbage that has been in the hot July sun for 7 days, your skin becomes the consistancy of broken glass, and you look like the Danny DeVito Penguin. And remember that Red Kryptonite only works one time.
I wish that everyone would do everything I tell them to.
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Granted. When you sang, "We wish you a Mary Christmas" everyone in the world turned nelly. No one procreated, the species came to an end, and the genie lived happily in solitary bliss. (See THIS is why we can't have nice things!)
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