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He like the time he spent in jail He didnt have to worry about the mail For the bills had arrived And due in by five He'll be dead as a doornail
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Martha went to the pumpkin race And seemed to vanish without a trace For days she wasn't there She showed up without a care With a big smile on her face
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I sat at the foot of Winged Victory As I wrote my speech - valedictory I tried with all my might to get the words just right and not make them contradictory
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While wearing a policeman costume
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While wearing a policeman costume I spotted a felon one might assume Wearing a long yellow coat Standing near a boat Flashing his fruit of the lume
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Rhyming is such a chore I don't want to rhyme any more. I'll just write blank verse It all will be terse And reading it will be a bore.
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Cream of tomato soup's tasty But let's not be too hasty There are others made by mothers who don't want to look too pasty
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That limerick was pretty poor
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That limerick was pretty poor. I'd agree... that's for sure. Why the limerick stinks Is not what you thinks ( ) It's the Tomato soup that I abhor.
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Seven in one blow was the phrase...
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"Won't you come into my lair?" Kate said with unusual flair. He entered quite timid, But soon became livid, When he found that he wasn't the only one there.
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My wife is a fan of Bugs Bunny...
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My wife is a fan of Bugs Bunny She finds him amazingly funny But Taz get's my jazz Bugs is a punk - just kidding honey!
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A man rode to town on a horse
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A man rode to town on a horse. He was going to Kate's house of course. You could tell by the gait, That the man was irate, And all the other suitors were clearly the source.
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There once was a genie in a bottle...
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