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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        He got caught with the senator's page Such doings were all the rage It was his duty to bag such a beauty Luckily the page was of age. NEXT: What will you do this weekend? -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        He got caught with the senator's page Who, last summer, worked for a mage Aphrodisiac spell The page worked so well Soon that page would become all the rage. NEXT: When Kate discovered women's lib -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        (Oops!) What will you do this weekend? Do not act like a bookend. Go eat out Twist and shout Find a broken heart to mend. NEXT: When Kate discovered women's lib -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        When Kate discovered women's lib I'm going to tell you what she did. She dressed up in a tuxedo, Decided "Lib" meant Libido. And went back to doing what her mom had forbid. Next: It's good to see FC stopping by... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        It's good to see FC stopping by On her way to enjoy a cold chai But she's saddened to see That they've run out of tea So she'll have to settle for pie Next: Last weekend in Boston I found... Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Last weekend in Boston I found A cute and cuddly little booze hound He was drunk As a skunk But awfully fun to have around. NEXT You don't have to put on the red light Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        You don't have to put on the red light Or sneak out in the middle of the night Just ask me real nice And if you double the price I might even throw in a bite Next: There once was a Canadian fellow Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        You don't have to put on the red light The colour is just too bright For going outdoors Or mopping some floors Youd end up just getting into a fight NEXT: Please stop the confusion From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        There once was a Canadian fellow Who was feeling semi mellow He said to STU Was it you Who shattered my peace with a bellow? NEXT Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out On his face plastered a pout "You knew all the time That 'confusion' is hard to rhyme Of that I've surely no doubt!" Next: Please stop the confusion... Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        Please stop the confusion Its all an illusion How limericks flow Where they should go Just follow the conclusion! Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out His face in a pout He wanted to post But all he could boast What limericks are all about NEXT: Double posting is the pits! From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Please stop the confusion Or I'll get a contusion If I hit my head On the side of the bed Trying to figure out the profusion (Didn't make sense, but I'm tired.) NEXT My what great big boobs you have [ October 07, 2005, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        My what great big boobs you have Which makes it difficult to rhyme If I had the time And the money To make my pecs just as sublime NEXT: Please read the next thread From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Please read the next thread Before I am dead You'd better hurry For I worry My wife caught Lash and me in bed. NEXT: I want to sell my Passat. [ October 08, 2005, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ] From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        I want to sell my Passat. I'll take it but I don't have alot... to offer in trade 'cause I'm so underpaid... Would you take two beers and shot? Next: (don't read the date into the limerick... it's for informational purposes only) Today (10-9-05) is my six year anniversary... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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