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So the question is which event did NOT occur.


- KryptonKid didn't believe that A. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my salvation. Well, bless that hillbilly, this did happen.


- Quislet, Esq. called foul on the fact that B. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my undoing. Well, damn that hillbilly, but this happened, too.


- Lad Boy said that no way that L. I vomited in another man's hat. Not my proudest moment... certainly not his... but it happened.


- Cobalt Kid threw the BS flag on the fact that N. I walked a mile for a Camel. Well, Cobie, I am the Tobacconihilist, and on this occasion I made exactly like the old ad said. Admittedly, I was winded afterward.


- and Novelty said "Uh-Uh" to the fact that U. I was swarmed by thousands of ladybugs. Oddly... freakily... absolutely skeevily... this unfortunately happened.


The non-event is still in play from these remaining scenarios:

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In, perhaps, the strangest 24-hour period of my life (thus far) which of the following did NOT happen:

A. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my salvation
B. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my undoing
C. A man shouted, "OK," then slapped me
D. I asked a woman to marry me
E. I bloodied the legs of a woman
F. I flagged down a ride in a forest
G. I ironically sang a Disney tune
H. I missed the arrival of a woman from the Caribbean
I. I saw my best friend, dazed, on a sand dune, at midnight
J. I screamed "The F-Word" repeatedly toward the heavens
K. I used the phrase, "I'll be right back…"
L. I vomited in another man's hat
M. I waited patiently for the effect of gravity to be counteracted
N. I walked a mile for a Camel
O. I was draped in nylon
P. I was hung from a tree
Q. I was lied to concerning an abbreviation
R. I was loaded into the back of a truck with thirty other men
S. I was ordered to put down my weapon
T. I was put on a plane against my will
U. I was swarmed by thousands of ladybugs
V. I was used to fill a quota
W. I watched, helplessly, as a trusted companion sank into the water
X. My traveling companion nearly fainted from the heat
Y. Several hundreds of dollars worth of damage was done to my car
Z. Someone stole my pot

(Full explanation after the round)

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A few more guesses as to which event did NOT occur to Exnihil:


Iron Rat doubted that:
D. I asked a woman to marry me.
Believe it or not... I, in fact, did. But did she accept? Stay tuned, true believers.

Novelty slapped a big "Untruth" sticker on the fact that:
F. I flagged down a ride in a forest.
Well, I did; and to begin to piece the puzzle together: that's where that chain-wielding hillbilly from choices A. and B. joined the story.

KryptonKid flat out called me a liar when I said that:
T. I was put on a plane against my will.
Well, forcible air-flight is no picnic, but it is something that Ex suffered on at least one occassion... this one.


So the fictitious event remains among the choices (and Exnihil comes to a new respect for Nightcrawler's library of smilies) as you are left with these selections:

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In, perhaps, the strangest 24-hour period of my life (thus far) which of the following did NOT happen:

A. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my salvation
B. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my undoing
C. A man shouted, "OK," then slapped me
D. I asked a woman to marry me
E. I bloodied the legs of a woman
F. I flagged down a ride in a forest
G. I ironically sang a Disney tune
H. I missed the arrival of a woman from the Caribbean
I. I saw my best friend, dazed, on a sand dune, at midnight
J. I screamed "The F-Word" repeatedly toward the heavens
K. I used the phrase, "I'll be right back…"
L. I vomited in another man's hat
M. I waited patiently for the effect of gravity to be counteracted
N. I walked a mile for a Camel
O. I was draped in nylon
P. I was hung from a tree
Q. I was lied to concerning an abbreviation
R. I was loaded into the back of a truck with thirty other men
S. I was ordered to put down my weapon
T. I was put on a plane against my will
U. I was swarmed by thousands of ladybugs
V. I was used to fill a quota
W. I watched, helplessly, as a trusted companion sank into the water
X. My traveling companion nearly fainted from the heat
Y. Several hundreds of dollars worth of damage was done to my car
Z. Someone stole my pot

(Full explanation after the round)

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A few more guesses... and a few fewer choices left, as they're all incorrect.


Both Arm Fall Off Boy and Invisible Brainiac claimed that, given my angelic soul, it could not be true that:
J. I screamed "The F-Word" repeatedly toward the heavens. It is true... but the "F-Word" in question here was actually the word, "Four". Sheesh, the places your minds go.

Rocky sang "Liar, liar, pants on fire." when I said that:
P. I was hung from a tree. Well, they said I was hung... and they was right. It was done, however, by no earthly hands (Just go with it; it'll make sense later)

Quislet, Esq., no stranger to abbreviations himself, didn't believe that:
Q. I was lied to concerning an abbreviation. Although I didn't realize it until I was actually typing up the original question, it's true, they did lie. That lying bunch of lying liars!

And Novelty directed me to talk to the hand when I insisted that:
Z. Someone stole my pot. Now... there are several definitions of the word, "pot," and it's likely that you are thinking of the wrong one. (This is a family site, after all) The pot that was stolen was the kind seen here:


So, the game continues, with these remaining choices:

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In, perhaps, the strangest 24-hour period of my life (thus far) which of the following did NOT happen:

A. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my salvation
B. A chain-wielding man in overalls was my undoing
C. A man shouted, "OK," then slapped me
D. I asked a woman to marry me
E. I bloodied the legs of a woman
F. I flagged down a ride in a forest
G. I ironically sang a Disney tune
H. I missed the arrival of a woman from the Caribbean
I. I saw my best friend, dazed, on a sand dune, at midnight
J. I screamed "The F-Word" repeatedly toward the heavens
K. I used the phrase, "I'll be right back…"
L. I vomited in another man's hat
M. I waited patiently for the effect of gravity to be counteracted
N. I walked a mile for a Camel
O. I was draped in nylon
P. I was hung from a tree
Q. I was lied to concerning an abbreviation
R. I was loaded into the back of a truck with thirty other men
S. I was ordered to put down my weapon
T. I was put on a plane against my will
U. I was swarmed by thousands of ladybugs
V. I was used to fill a quota
W. I watched, helplessly, as a trusted companion sank into the water
X. My traveling companion nearly fainted from the heat
Y. Several hundreds of dollars worth of damage was done to my car
Z. Someone stole my pot

(Full explanation after the round)

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