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Dionne Warwick (Whitney's aunt) locks her in her bedroom for taking drugs.
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The Psychic Friends know Dionne's every move and counter her at every point.
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Chapter 11 Bankruptcy does in the Psychic Friends (who, apparently, didn't see it coming).
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Taxes and fees leave the lotto winners with a sum total of $1.54.
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The U.S. government's sterling record on computer procurement and maintenance makes tax collection impossible for the I.R.S.
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Public disclosure of Computer Consultants' use of the public purse and their expense accounts at seedy strip clubs nixes the whole computer procurement program.
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The public's demand for all the steamy details makes people forget about the actual wrong-doing.
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The strip clubs' ingenious idea to publicize their business as the place for the working man draws in the crowds, gives the public the whole story and kills demand for the steamy details.
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The increased workload resulting from all those working men frequenting strip clubs, causes strippers to form the Innernashional United Strippers Onion. Their first order of business, after bikini waxing, is to call a strike.
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The IUSO's future is jeopardized when several key leaders disappear, Jimmy Hoffa-like.
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The key leaders of the IUSO didn't actually disappear, they were recently discovered in a pocket universe.
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The pocket universe is retconned out of existence by Zero Hour.
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Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock; the clock strikes one and Zero Hour is done --for good, gone, forgotten.
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