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Granted, you are beautiful... on the inside where it counts (like your mother always told you). A homicidal maniac chases you with a knife to see if you truly are beautiful on the inside.
I wish I could do whatever I wanted without any repercussions.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, but you will be traveling with a merciless spouse and children who prevent you from seeing what you want to see, and spend time and your money shopping and watching pay-per-view in hotels. And whining "when do we go home?"
I wish I were super-organized and super-disciplined.
From: CA | Registered: Mar 2006
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Granted, however the energy needed to make the game retroactively more competitive caused a communications blackout over the whole country. The games were not telecasted.
I wish I could travel where I want to, when I want to, at no cost.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted! You no longer have any desire to leave your house.
I wish I were so beautiful I could have attitude.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted: You look like Farrah Fawcett circa 1977. Lee Majors want to divorce you.
I wish I had remembered to get my grell-era Legion comics from home when I was there last week.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted! Unfortunately, you dropped them all in a big mud puddle as you left the house and each one was covered.
I wish for greater understanding among the nations of the world.
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Granted you now enjoy a job that pays the bills but now that they see you have money the chrises, the steves, and the wallies make your home life hell with persistant collection calls.
I wish gas prices would come down a dollar a gallon.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. The price of neon gas has come down a dollar a gallon.
I wish I hed less stress.
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Granted. You lose your job, go on unemployment insurance and can surf the net all day if you wish. Unfortunately, the constant leisure time saps your will to do anything but surf.
I wish I had a free to me, legally-acquired, clean, fine copy of every comic book ever printed.
From: CA | Registered: Mar 2006
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Granted. Unfortunately, the storage space needed to house all those comics is so expensive that you have to sell 99.9 percent of the comics to afford it.
I wish my dog could speak English.
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