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I just had barbeque for lunch a couple of spare ribs I did munch Greasy fingers will linger upon my glass of punch
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John went on a date with Mary And then things got kinda scary She touched neither him nor another Yet still became a mother Shortly after she and John did marry.
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Lad Boy was struck by lightning And the result was very frightening He was in the mood with a guy he had wooed And the bolt cause a pleasure heightening
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Mark was all alone one night
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Steve has a brand new car. Which he'll drive all the way to a bar. He'll stop outside Shakes. And won't have to use breaks. When he gets there, they'll say, "There you are."
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There once was a cowboy named Bop.
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There once was a cowboy named Bop. who lost a leg and had to hop out on the range. It was a little bit strange but less so than the hooker named "Stop."
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Who the hell is this gal Kate? Some chick minesurfer would date I couldn't care less 'bout her state of undress 'less she had a cute brother named Nate.
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Who the hell is this gal Kate? To get to know her is a three hour wait. For though she's promiscuous, And a little androgynuous, The line extends well past the gate.
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started...
Aside... thanks Semi. I was chuckling at that one too. As for Kate... I made her up a few pages back and have managed to work her in quite a few more limericks. She gives me something to focus on. Feel free to use her yourself... it seems everybody else does... and that's part of her appeal.
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There once was a fireman named Nate Who was in love with Minsurfer's date The 'surfer got mad And punched out that lad Who ne'er again made eyes at Kate.
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He got caught with the senator's page
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There once was a fireman named Nate. The brother of Promiscuous Kate. Although he was needy, And Kate was so seedy, Nate's at least one man that Kate wouldn't date.
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started...
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started But during the act, she farted All were aghast Even those at half mast And in the blink of an eye departed.
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started... but found that her John soon departed When her name her would cry She'd just sit and sigh And assume he was very good-hearted.
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