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Ralph went to the county fair
And got lucky while he was there
He tossed a ring
In order to have a fling
He was so drunk he didnt care

NEXT: Keep an eye out

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I read a good story, just the other day...
It was set in colonial Bombay
the text
was full of sex
I really like books that way


Keep an eye out
when walking about
You'll spot
someone who's hot
then a woody you'll sprout


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Do you know what I just heard?

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Do you know what I just heard?
Thats what he asked when he conferred.
He couldn't beleve it,
But he had to concede it,
Kate spreads more than her word.

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Does anyone else hate there cubicle?

[ October 15, 2005, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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Does anyone else hate their cubicle?
My office has plenty of room if you do-bicle?
Your choice of start lines
Causes headaches and whines
In most any office milieu-bicle.

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I just learned that Kate is a man.

[ October 07, 2005, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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I just learned that Kate is a man
Shocking minesurfer, her biggest fan
The illusion
caused confusion
Especially when she went to the can

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My first time at a nudist camp

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My first time at a nudist camp
The weather, thank God, was quite damp
I'd turned white as a ghost
when told of the weenie roast
and started my plans to revamp.

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Stop, I'm not that kind of guy.

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Stop, I am not that kind of guy
I am modest and quite shy
Why do you think
that I'm into kink
OK I might give it a try.

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Trying to keep it simple and light

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Trying to keep it simple and light
from now until it's night
when all hell'll break loose
I'll be drunk as a goose
passed out on the street, what a sight.

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If I could be 16 feet tall,

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If I could be 16 feet tall
Just think about the size of my balls.
I'd wear oversized chaps,
without any flaps,
And I'd roam "commando" at the mall.

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There once was a man in a hammock...

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If I could be 16 feet tall
I'd lord it over all
Let's hope
I could cope
and not have a mind that is small


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Should I play it coy?

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There once was a man in a hammock...
Who was by no means a eunoch
I jumped on to swing
like on an outdoor sling
And began to wreak naughty havoc.

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Should I play it coy?

[ October 07, 2005, 08:40 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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There once was a man in a hammock
who dreamed he was in Bancock
It was nice
with plenty of rice
Until seagulls started to flock

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Should I play it coy?

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Should I play it coy?
So as not to annoy
Probably not
since I've got
a reputation to keep as lad Boy!

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Running naked in the rain,

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Running naked in the rain
is one way to train
for a track meet
in the heat
Plus my shorts have a stain.


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I am getting a bit flustered

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"I am getting a bit flustered."
Kate said as all the gents clustered.
"Someone's spreading lies
About what's 'tween my thighs..."
The gents smiled and stared at her bustard.


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I just had barbecue for lunch...

[ October 07, 2005, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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