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Granted, the AMT is now retroactively repealed. Unfortunately, there is such a backlog (and the really wealthy get their refunds first) that your refund isn't processed until after your death. Your children will enjoy the $120, though.
NEXT:
I wish my dog's health problem would clear up.
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Granted: Your dog couldn't be healthier. The vet bill is $6,000 with ongoing costs of $10,000 ~ $20,000 per year, but don't fret; I'll help you out as soon as I get my full AMT refund.
I wish I had a cold beer right now.
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Granted, but since you're at work, you can't drink it.
I wish I had a Slinky.
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Granted, but since you're at work, you can't drink it.
ummm...yeah ... right
Granted: You have slinky entangled in your flippers. You are the laughing stock of Antarctica.
I wish upcoming business trips were to somepace more fun than Dothan, Alabama and Kenosha, Wisconsin.
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Granted, Your next business trips are to Mykonos, Las Vegas, and Rio De Janeiro (during Carnival) However, your new no nonsense boss accompanies you and makes sure that you are working the whole time. But you have a nice view of people having fun from your hotel window.
I wish I had maid service at my home.
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Granted, you've been retconned as the love child of Mao Tse Tung and Imelda Marcos. Her spanish wasn't so hot, but you have a great shoe collection.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
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Ohmygod, Granted! But, Chimp Boy decides to pacify the evangelicals by invading San Fran to prevent the "Gay Agenda" from over-running this country with common sense. The Storm troopers are at your door...
I wish cheerleading would be abolished!
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From: Here? | Registered: Oct 2003
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Granted, only they're not curiously strong mints. Now that glee club is mandatory for everyone for life, older women whose alto voices have headed south are now called "Altoids". Enjoy them.
I wish I had more time to do the things I need to get done.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, He fixes them to be strobing black lights.
I wish I didn't have to interview in order to get a job I like and that pays well.
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Granted, you get Quislet really drunk in San Diego in July. His personality changes due to the alcohol. He becomes beligerent and wild. He steals a car and in the high speed chase crashes. He becomes a quadrapelgic.
I wish I had a working Star Trek type teleportation system so I could take that job in Antartica
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Granted: you now have a working Star Trek type teleportation device but a penguin enters the molecular stream at the same time and you are left for the summer season sliding around ice flows on your belly and avoiding white sharks until the new shows of the Fall resolve the cliffhanger.
I wish I could take a few weeks off of teaching to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.
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