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I'm probably way too late. For Drew just ran off with Kate. And the King of England's niece Also got a piece, Did I mention that Kate wasn't straight?
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I just ran out of WD-40...
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I'm probably way too late for my blind date He was late too so I knew That he was my perfect mate.
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It is time for me to leave for the night
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It is time for me to leave for the night So I harness my body to my kite, And into the ether I do soar To grace this board never more Until I return at dawning's fair light.
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Off to thy well earned rest, fair prince
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I'm too tired to fix this limerick crash. So I will leave it to others
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Off to thy well earned rest, fair prince Time for shower, shampoo, and hair rinse Tomorrow'll be time for more wit, more rhyme, more unbridled romps and humorous squints.
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I'm meeting a friend for lunch today.
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I'm meeting a friend for lunch today Under the shade from the sun's ray I think he he will choose To wear ladies shoes So i know for certain he's gay
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Open the door and see all the people Dead on the floor, jumped from the steeple the red, brown and black -- from Katrina's attack -- and Bush and his men in knee-deep bull.
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Where to go when the bars have all closed...
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Where to go when the bars have all closed Has been a dilemma to some, one supposed The choices are many Where the drinks cost more than a penny After the last drinker has dozed
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Where to go when all the bars have closed... Lets hit the strip club to see what's exposed. And then if you're willin, And up for some drillin, Its over to Kate's house, she's never opposed.
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I read a good story, just the other day...
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Staying awake for the next round Is hard to do when there's no sound Eyelids fall the pillow calls So to bed and sleep I am bound
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Ralph went to the county fair
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