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Granted: He even has high speed internet access at home. He can afford this because he is a senior partner at Boston's prestigious Goodwin Procter Law firm. Unfortunately he must spend all his time either in his office or in court, so he never gets to visit Legion World.
I wish I could find my debit card.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted! You found it using a super-telescope. It's currently orbiting Jupiter.
I wish I had some sushi.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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The sushi you get is no good and you get heinous food poisining that lands you in the hospital.
I wish that I had a boyfriend who was a good guy, kind-hearted, not gay, loving, intelligent, faithful, exciting, healthy, fun-loving and who I have an awesome mutual attraction with. Oh, and good sex.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Granted and on top of that he's innocent. But you can't prove it because the Patriot Act and questionable executive powers allow your boyfriend to be held incommunicado and without legal representation at Guantanamo Bay. That stupid scratchy quality wire-tap!!! He said "I enjoyed your twin towers," not "I destroyed the twin towers."
(Okay, I went overboard.)
I wish I wasn't so excitable.
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Granted: You are 99.99% as excitable as you were at 3:02 p.m. easter time.
NEXT: I wish that I had a boyfriend who was a good guy, kind-hearted, gay, loving, intelligent, faithful, exciting, healthy, fun-loving and who I have an awesome mutual attraction with. Oh, and good sex.
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Granted and on top of that he's innocent. But you can't prove it because the Patriot Act and questionable executive powers allow your boyfriend to be held incommunicado and without legal representation at Guantanamo Bay. That stupid scratchy quality wire-tap!!! He said "I enjoyed your twin towers," not "I destroyed the twin towers."
I wish I knew why that seems so familiar.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted: It's because you're my ex-boyfriend. Say hi to Fidel.
I wish Barry Kitson would draw a spoof of the cover of LSH #1 with Legion Worlders in the place of the Legionnaires.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted. Unfortunately, DC now owns the rights to all our characters.
I wish Brokeback Mountain had won the Best Picture Oscar.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, in a surprize upset, the newly discovered Ed Wood's Brokeback Mountain won best picture. It was the story about a traveling blacksmith in the Ozark mountains who had a fetish for angora sweaters. The corpse of Bela Lugosi also won Best Actor.
I wish the sequel to Batman Begins is as good as Batman Begins.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, the sequel to Batman Begins is as good as Batman Begins - and all five people who see the finished version agree. Unfortunately, due to studio in-fighting, the movie gets shelved and isn't released until the national archives seizes the footage as an important historical socialogical statement in the year 2095.
I wish that Quislet would wear his green turban every day at the San Diego Con.
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Granted. Unfortunately, he's wearing it to hide Voldemort.
I wish I had my Internet connection back at home.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, but now you're working 16 hour days, seven days a week, and never get to use it.
I wish that I had a girlfriend who was a good girl, kind-hearted, not gay, loving, intelligent, faithful, exciting, healthy, fun-loving and who I have an awesome mutual attraction with. Oh, and good sex.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Granted, you do have such a girlfriend. However, her brothers, who are bad, mean-spirited, gay, hateful, unloyal, boring, sickly, dull and who detest you, are really pissed that you are doing it with their sister. Better run, they've got guns.
I wish Kent would lower his expectations from a relationship and still find happiness.
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