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This thread can't get out of the gutter Even when greased up with butter Try as I might To set this thing right I fail at the task and just sputter.
(Okay, that didn't make a lot of sense)
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The sun fell in love with the moon,
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I've got to go, but I'll be back Said the soldier boy heading to Iraq I'll just say that I'm gay And I like surprize attacks
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Once more with feeling
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"I've got to go but I'll be back." I said to my good friend, Jack. "Once more with feeling?" He asked while still kneeling "Oh, I'll stay, let's go hit the sack."
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Think we need a little traffic control here For something's a little bit queer It takes so little time to make a good rhyme Instead of posting, I'll go have a beer.
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"There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven." They said about him as he's leavin. But Kate followed him out, And now he's a lout. And now Steven's wife is a grieven.
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Everybody likes Benevolent Brad...
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Everybody likes Benevolent Brad... He's quite the fabulous lad Did you know he's hung a bell that gets rung each time he makes someone else glad?
NEXT: I'd like to live in Des Moines.
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I'd like to live in Des Moines. It would help me to save lots of coins. In time I'd buy a big Mansion, with no need for expansion, Where Kate could make time with my loins.
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My dog is a mangy mongrel
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I search and search up in the sky, Sometimes I never know why. It's always a riddle To a chicken named Little, For the sky never seems to stay high.
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My dog is a mangy mongrel, but if you say so, we'll quarrel He's my friend to the very end Now how do I end this doggerel?
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Adam found a lucky piece
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While bathing in the ocean blue, I started thinking of my old bud Drew. Thank God for high tide Else I'd have to hide That I'd gotten quite excited too.
I'm probably way too late.
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