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This thread can't get out of the gutter
Even when greased up with butter
Try as I might
To set this thing right
I fail at the task and just sputter.

(Okay, that didn't make a lot of sense)

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The sun fell in love with the moon,

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I've got to go, but I'll be back
Said the soldier boy heading to Iraq
I'll just say
that I'm gay
And I like surprize attacks

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Once more with feeling

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Once more with feeling
Let's set this thread reeling
With smart quips
Right from our lips
That soar right through the ceiling.

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The sun fell in love with the moon

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"I've got to go but I'll be back."
I said to my good friend, Jack.
"Once more with feeling?"
He asked while still kneeling
"Oh, I'll stay, let's go hit the sack."

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There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

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Think we need a little traffic control here... lol.

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The sun fell in love with the moon
I fell in love on Kathoon
He was quite mighty
lasted all nighty
but the sun rose a little too soon.

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There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

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Think we need a little traffic control here
For something's a little bit queer
It takes so little time
to make a good rhyme
Instead of posting, I'll go have a beer.

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There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

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"There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven."
They said about him as he's leavin.
But Kate followed him out,
And now he's a lout.
And now Steven's wife is a grieven.

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Everybody likes Benevolent Brad...

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Everybody likes Benevolent Brad...
He's quite the fabulous lad
Did you know he's hung
a bell that gets rung
each time he makes someone else glad?

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I'd like to live in Des Moines.

[ October 06, 2005, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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I'd like to live in Des Moines
If I had enough coin
To go out each night
And treat my self right
To rare filet of beef loin.

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I search and search up in the sky

[ October 06, 2005, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]

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I'd like to live in Des Moines.
It would help me to save lots of coins.
In time I'd buy a big Mansion,
with no need for expansion,
Where Kate could make time with my loins.

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My dog is a mangy mongrel

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I search and search up in the sky,
Sometimes I never know why.
It's always a riddle
To a chicken named Little,
For the sky never seems to stay high.

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My dog is a mangy mongrel...

[ October 06, 2005, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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My dog is a mangy mongrel,
but if you say so, we'll quarrel
He's my friend
to the very end
Now how do I end this doggerel?

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Adam found a lucky piece

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Adam found a lucky piece
While he was spending time in Greece
It was rare
A lock of hair
From the King of England's neice.

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While bathing in the ocean blue

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While bathing in the ocean blue,
I started thinking of my old bud Drew.
Thank God for high tide
Else I'd have to hide
That I'd gotten quite excited too.

I'm probably way too late.

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