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Granted! After applying a good boot in the posterior to a nun's outfit he owns for no apparent reason (he doesn't actually wear clothes, remember), he'll be playing the role Pinkerton the Butler in the new opera version of the short-lived 1980s sitcom Madame's Place, premiering at the new opera house in Metropolis, Illinois (population 6,482). Worse yet, the part was written for a baritone!
Hey wait a minute! I was just nasty to myself!
I wish there were an LMB comic book.
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Granted. It soon outsells the Legion of Superheroes. People stop buying Legion in favor of the LMB comic book and DC cancels Legion.
I wish Katie Holmes would wake up and smell the coffee.
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Katie Holmes Quislet woke up in your (her husband's) bed this morning smelling the coffee (Sanka? yuk!) that you've vowed to make for her, your new bride, every day for the rest of your life.
NEXT:
I wish that the Baltimore Comic Con would be relocated to DC, and that all Legion Worlders would attend and stay in the hotel across the street from my office.
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Granted. On the way into the office on the first day of the convention, you are carjacked and forced to drive three white trash white supremists to Montana.
I wish Semi Transparent Fellow is able to start a wildly successful private practice
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Granted. Semi is wildly succesful at practicing in private.
I wish Lad Boy, Quislet, Semi and I were neighbours.
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Granted. Unfortunately we have neighboring cells on death row at San Quentin.
I wish America would abolish the death penalty.
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Granted. Now all the homeless commit formerly capital crimes and insure themselves 3 hots and a cot for the rest of their lives.
I wish that spirituality would replace religion as the motivating moral force in people's lives.
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Granted: However gluttony has replced lust as the motivating immoral force in people's lives. So the world is full of good natured, peaceful fat people who, when the urge to be a little wild strikes, eat a whole box of twinkies.
I wish I had a twinkie.
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Granted, It is the newest flavor of Twinkies - vomit flavor
I wish I had a dvd set of every cartoon Warner Brothers ever made.
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Granted, you now do. All you need now is a dvd player to play them on since they are all encoded for obscurere Region X-11, for which no dvd players exist.
I wish Quislet would get a job with the U.S. Attorneys Office.
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Granted: It's in the District of Columbia, so you'll only get to see him when you come to visit me. (Anyone who can't see the implicit nastiness in that has not read our previous postings.)
I wish Will's office mate would leave soon.
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Granted. You have a job where you have a lot of fun. Unfortunately, it pays minimum wage.
I wish my condo were all back together and dry.
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Granted, However, DOnald Trump has taken over your condo in a hostile take over. He will be living with you from now on.
I wish someone would figure out my latest Legion Jumble
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