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Louis traveled far out west
Wearing leather chaps and a vest
"I'm really not gay."
He said in L.A.
Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.

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Ignorance of the law's no excuse

[ October 06, 2005, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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Louis traveled far out west
Dressed up in his Sunday best
He was right
But would not fight
Lest his Sunday hair get messed.

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He was shocked by what he had seen

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quote:
Originally posted by Lad Boy:
Louis traveled far out west
Wearing leather chaps and a vest
"I'm really not gay."
He said in L.A.
Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.

As he bared his tatooed chest?
or
I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

[ October 06, 2005, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]

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He was shocked by what he had seen
The outfit was quite obscene
leather chaps and a vest
an exposed hairy chest
so he bought it and made quite a scene

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Ignorance of the law's no excuse

[ October 06, 2005, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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Ignorance of the law's no excuse
For fondling and kissing grandma's goose
Just keep it clean
Said Officer Green
As he wandered off with his moose.

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He was shocked by what he had seen

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Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next
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Ignorance of the law is no excuse
when hunting deer or moose
but in the park
after dark
it is an effective ruse.

He was shocked by what he had seen
Jerry Falwell declared it obscene
Adam was disgraced
having no taste
He was the world's ugliest drag queen.

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He likes two for one deals

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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I'll use one of your clever cliffhanger resolutions as the beginning.

As he bared his tattooed chest,
she noticed that he was quite blessed
with tons of brown fur
but he didn't see her
cause he liked STF the best.

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I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

[ October 06, 2005, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next

This happened to me and Lad Boy yesterday.

But I have solved today's dilemma. (or so I thought) It is interesting to see different people's take on the same line. Where they are similar and where they are different.

[ October 06, 2005, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next

I hope that if we met in the street we wouldn't be trying to get around each other.
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He likes two for one deals
On boyfriends or drinks or hot meals
When we go out shopping
Or better, bar-hopping,
He barters, buys and steals.


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I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

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I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.
Said Kate as you might have guessed.
For Kate is always bound
to be making the rounds,
And by the looks of her body, She's blessed.

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Kate looked up at me and said, "Next!"

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Something Filthy!

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Kate looked up at me and said, "Next!"
I looked back at her quite perplexed
You're not Lad Boy's type
But there's no need to gripe
For Minesurfer's here, undersexed.

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This thread can't get out of the gutter.

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This thread can't get out of the gutter.
Sometimes it makes me just shudder.
"I'm ready to mate"
Said Promiscuous Kate,
"Roll me up and spread me with butter."

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I've got to go, but I'll be back...

[ October 15, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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Something Filthy!

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This thread can't get out of the gutter
Lad Boy was heard to mutter
Who do we kid
If it did
We would all give a big shudder.

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Once more with feeling

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