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The front seat of a Coupe de Ville..

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The front seat of a Coupe de Ville
is a place to feel a thrill
Who knew
a zipper to undo
required such accomplished skill

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Walking in the woods lost in thought

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Walking in the woods lost in thought,
Holding the basket I'd brought,
I met a wolf, big and bad
And gave him all that I had
Using tricks my grandma once taught.

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Is this what you had in mind?

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Walking in the woods lost in thought
About the comics that I bought
From bargain bin
There was no sin
I got no art that Liefeld wrought.

NEXT: All I want is ginger beer

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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All I want is ginger beer
and to have you near
a warm feeling
I find appealing
Two straws will let us share


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I took a trip to the store

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I took a trip to the store
because we needed some more
personal protection
for your ...ummm...election
the one that I so adore.

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Is it hot in here; or is it just me?

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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
An experiment so we can see
Don't scoff
Clothes off
Oh my! Now it feels now quite breezey.

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After being pulled over by a cop

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I took a trip to the store.
I heard Kate would be there for sure.
I've heard all about her,
And it's a no-doubter...
That within an hour or two that I'll score.

edit... looks like it took me awhile to compose a good one... lol. both Lad and Quis beat me to it.

keep going with Quislet's line:

After being pulled over by a cop

[ October 06, 2005, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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Something Filthy!

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After being pulled over by a cop,
I heard a thunderous plop.
And there on his belly,
Was a big chunk of jelly,
For he had just left the local Donut Shop.

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There once was a lad name Linus...

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Something Filthy!

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There once was a lad name Linus
Who had trouble with his sinus
His nose he blew
with many a tissue
Til he moved to Arizona for the dryness.


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Maria went to a masquerade ball

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Aside:

Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one.

Alright, back to the game...

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Something Filthy!

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quote:
Originally posted by minesurfer:
Aside:

Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one.

Alright, back to the game...

I have to admit that I go to this site Rhyme Zone for help figuring out rhyming words

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Lol... been there a few times myself. Saved it under my "favorites" just for this thread.

Still, you had to make it work... and that's what I applaud.

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Something Filthy!

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Maria went to a masquerade ball.
Costume so hot she thought she might fall.
To aid in her plight,
To restore electrolytes,
She wound up at the Gatorade Ball.

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He walked down the street with a smile...

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Something Filthy!

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He walked down the street with a smile
He hadn't been there in a while
the fun
had begun
Then his boyfriend walked down the aisle.

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Louis traveled far out west

[ October 06, 2005, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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