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"I want romance!", she said to her man... "I can do that, yes I can." Quislet walked by I gave him a try And we walked off together hand in hand.
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He stood there alone in Wal-Mart.
[ October 04, 2005, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
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"I want romance!", she said to her man And I want to get it as fast as I can My lips are ready So put it there, Freddy But wait, let's get in the back of your van.
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The windows were wet and covered with steam
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He stood there alone in Wal-Mart Looking at goodies in his cart There were hand guns And stockings with runs Gifts for the gal who stole his heart.
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The windows were wet and covered with steam
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The windows were wet and covered with steam Things appeared vague like in a dream The inuendo Reach a crescendo And double entendres were the theme
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Is Lad Boy trying to get me in bed?
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Is Lad Boy trying to get me in bed? Or thinking of something else instead? Maybe he's itchin' to cook in the kitchen. What's between all his lines that I've read?
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If I looked as good as you do
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I locked myself out of the house. I'd like to get in before my spouse gets home from France, cause I'm wearing no pants, and I don't want her to start to grouse.
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My what big...eyes...you have
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I locked myself out of my house. I'm just something short of a louse. But when she's not there, to defend herself fair. I blame everything on my spouse.
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I hope my wife never reads that...
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I hope my wife never reads that... For if she does I am in deep fat Fried til I'm crispy Hair no longer wispy And set out on the front door mat.
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My what big...eyes...you have
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Not "have" again... you know how hard that word was to rhyme the first time?
Oh well... here goes...
My what big... eyes... you have. I said from the front seat of my Rav. It's a five speed stick That I named "Maverick" That sometimes I shorten to Mav.
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There once was a bar named Shakes...
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There once was a bar named Shakes... with a bartender there that makes a drink I must have with a sunblock lip salve during fierce solar flare outbreaks.
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My how big your...eyes...are!
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There once was a bar named Shakes Where we would play ducks and drakes Drinks were free Whoopee!!!! A lovely place for goodness sakes!
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Alex got a gift in the mail
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My how big your...eyes...are! Would you like to ride in my car? I know a place to get to home base And we don't have to travel too far.
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Alex got a gift in the mail
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