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Granted, you found this thread in August of 2005, but you laughed so hard at Semi's and Quislet's first posts you spewed your venti cappucino all over your computer. You've been waiting for five months for Dell to mail your replacement.
I wish I had tied a four-in-hand knot instead of a half-Windsor this morning. I hate breaking in a new tie.
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Granted, you tied a four-in-hand knot. Unfortunately, you tied it so tight, limiting your oxygen supply, that you pass out and hit your head on your dresser. When you come to, you don't remember who you are. You wander the streets for days, living out of garbage cans.
I wish I could travel all over the world
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He's the best darn secretary Mr. State ever had. I understand he takes great dictation!
I wish Lad Boy were President of the United States.
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Granted, Saturday is now broken into 2 twelve hour long days, Saturday I and Saturday II.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my Coca Cola this morning.
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Granted! Unfortunately, it's only available in Europe and in areas of the United States with large Jewish populations during Passover. And I'm not making that up!!!
I wish more people would attend library programs.
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Granted, Library programs are now attended by the guests and audience members of the Jerry Springer show. Fights routinely break out and there is always a lot of whooping and hollering.
I wish Lad Boy had forgotten his pants this morning.
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Granted! I was free and waiting for you, but you never showed up.
I wish I could meet Lad Boy for lunch.
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Granted, you could meet Lad boy for lunch, but he keeps standing you up.
I wish I had an all expense paid vacation to a 5 star resort in the South Pacific.
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