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Be quiet for I have work to do Your loud breathing's a distraction, too. When I hear you sigh I think,"Oh my, my!" Work'll wait; so I come visit you.
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There one was a welder named Lance.
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Be quiet for I have work to do Don't bother me! Shoo! Shoo! I must be quick with a limerick, Because my boss is tapping her shoe!
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My boss comes in very late
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There once was a welder named Lance After work he would skip and prance I think he may be very gay I met him at the Tea Dance.
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My boss comes in very late
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This here is a "family" board... Uncle Billy Bob said when he scored another hot date with his cousin Kate in the back seat of my Mom's old Ford.
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You're disgusting, wretched, and sick.
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You're disgusting, wretched, and sick. Came out of Shady's mouth quick. But no one could harm her Thanks to her crotch armor, And the darkness around her was thick.
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A Legion recruit named Canus Had a power that was quite heinous When that hound was around We all hit the ground For he shot lightning bolts from his anus.
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I can't believe I just said that
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I can't believe I just said that or that people came here and read that This thread has gone bad but frankly I'm glad though I rather be with you in bed, Matt.
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There's nothing impure in my mind.
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There's nothing impure in my mind. But then "impure" should be redefined. For your view is askew, From all that I knew. But then somethings "impure" are just fine.
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There once was a mason from Denver.
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There once was a mason from Denver Who embarked on an ambitious endeavor He started inspired But soon got tired To inquiries, he responds "Whatever!"
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Dude wanted to surf to Japan
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I like to build model ships Pay close attention to the sailors' hips they're all set in motion out on the ocean when the surface rises and dips.
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Come sit down beside me; let's talk.
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Come sit down beside me; let's talk. Ask any question. I won't balk I'll let slip a little gossip And as the boys pass by, we'll gawk.
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A young man preparing for a date
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A young man preparing for a date, He hopes that he won't have to wait. Who is the date with? Any nice young Miss? He's hoping it's Promiscuous Kate.
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"I want romance!", she said to her man...
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