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Friendships are so nice to have. In many ways an emotional salve. For when problems are shared With others that care The burdens seem to be halved.
Aside: I'm going to have to watch Steel Magnolias or Four Weddings and a Funeral now. Who knew I had such sap in me? ugh!
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Subways make a poor diet I don't know who would try it. But I won't deny, To see someone try To eat a train would be a riot.
Next: Words mean different things.
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What did you do while Quis was away? Twas a shock to hear that one day Legion World cried And some of us "died" In your honour we all turned gay
NEXT: Wet Speedo contests should never be ignored
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Wet Speedo contests should never be ignored But Quislet actually scored Cobalt Kid thrusted and Abin got busted But Pov and STU were still bored
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I dreamed of blue toxic waste. It had a bittersweet taste. It stuck to my shoe, Like high-quality glue, So I used it as wallpaper paste.
Next: A quiet Saturday at home.
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A quiet Saturday night at home Is often spent with my friend the gnome He lives neath a tree Not too far from me Just south of the Houston Astro Dome.
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I took my doggies to the park
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As a matter of fact, Semi, I pass the Astrodome every day on my way to work!
I took my doggies to the park To run and jump and play and bark. We checked every tree, Were chased by a bee, And stayed there till well after dark.
Next! Oh dear! I'm out of clean socks!
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Oh dear, i'm out of clean socks I wish i could pull my hair out by the locks Im in trouble most foul I wanted to go to a bar right now Coz i use socks to fill out my jocks*
*EDITORS NOTE: Jocks are the generic Aussie term for underwear that are briefer than "briefs"
NEXT: The creative well has gone dry
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The creative well has gone dry Alas! I pout and moan and cry Try something new like a Legion haiku Or maybe a new trough to ply.
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Most people have a dirty mind
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Most people have a dirty mind. I'm thankful mine is of that kind. It makes limericks fuller 'cause clean ones are duller. And reading the clean ones is always a grind.
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There once was a guy named Brutus A nomad who was rootless I said "Don't roam, Come to my home. You have talents to suit us."
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Thank heavens for Legion World
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