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"I can't get you out of my head." I believe that's what Kylie said. But if she knew me, She'd see right through me. And think of some other guy instead.
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This fellow was a dead ringer...
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I can't get you out of my head I should be doing work instead I'm off at three so come and see me And I won't let you out of my bed.
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I got a job as a bank guard
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This fellow was a dead ringer for a very famous singer But he was brash and poor white trash So he ended up on Jerry Springer
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There once was a lady named Ginger who had a tall fence around her Trying to sneak a naughty peak The Skipper caused his back to injure.
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I don't think that was so good
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I don't think that was so good. But you did the best that you could. Ginger is hard to rhyme And kinda sublime But when we married I stood.
Aside: Sorry about that Quis, but my wife wanted to see what one of this thread's limerick-ists would do with her name. I promise not to do that again. I figured we'd get injure in there... or maybe syringer... or singer (as in someone who was more singed). But I'm glad I didn't have to rhyme it.
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There once was a gent who was dandy...
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"I don't think that was so good. Now I think that you should drop down and thank me Then beg, "Lad, please spank me." And I will when you put on this hood.
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There once was a gent who was dandy and with the ladies quite handy The song of his life cuts like a knife if you're a yankee like my cousin andy.
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I'm really quite easy to please.
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I'm really quite easy to please and I like being thought a tease enough fooling time for some "schooling" Master says "Drop to your knees!"
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A young lad in Greenwich Village
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The warrior rode into the dell and spied a young maiden at the well He had to think as she gave him a drink "I have fallen under her spell."
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I can't wait for the convention
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I can't wait for the convention. I wouldn't expect much contention. There'll be lots of laughing, Guffaws and some gaffing, With no chance of receiving detention.
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Have fun and down some for me...
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She was wearing hot pants and heels And paying for it with some meals This sassy lady is so plucky At times she gets lucky I wish i knew how it feels
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