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Where shall I get my inspiration? From a Fat Cramer or Semi incantation? For they seem at the head, of this lyrical thread. They lead this Inspired Invasion.
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Into the azul sea I dove and over verdant plains I rove to doff my clothes and feel the wind blows One with nature I did strove
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Three guests will be at my home
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Three guests will be at my home. I really shouldn't leave them alone. But I have a date, With Promiscuous Kate, That I'd rather not have to postpone.
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I got a Black Magic Woman and she does all that she can Cooking a dish or landing a fish She is inferior to no man.
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An old maid rode on the bus
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An old maid rode the bus Attired with girdle and truss Below her dress And I must confess It made her fidget and fuss.
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I wish I could fly like an eagle
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My granny wore a push-up bra She bought at a beauty spa. It gave her a lift, So she put on a shift And walked out and shouted ta-da!
Next: She cut her a big wedge of stilton
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She cut her a big wedge of Stilton Which she bought at the Paris Hilton But it made her breath Smell like death And all her friends, they were a wiltin'.
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The President asked who cut the cheese
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The President asked who cut the cheese Karl Rove declared, "it was the Chinese." So armed forces departed because Cheney farted after eating some cabbage and peas.
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His chest was all covered with hair.
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His chest was all covered with hair His face was handsome and fair The front of his pants Contained no implants. Excuse me, but I am there.
NEXT: I hope that satisfied Lad Boy
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I hope that satisfied Lad Boy. If it didn't, he'd be such a sad boy. But if he behaves, For thirteen more days, They'll spank him and call him a "Bad Boy".
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A birthday card sent from my Dad...
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