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Author Topic: Limericks minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        A nice young man in the park, Suddenly started to bark. Then he stripped off his clothes, and waggled his "hose". The cops wrote him up as a "Lark". Next: Whenever the muse strikes me -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Whenever the muse strikes me I write some wretched poetry She drinks too much She's out of touch A second-rate Calliope. NEXT: A cold wind chased me down the street -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        A cold wind chased me down the street But I tripped over my big feet While on the ground I looked around For a grate spewing steam heat. NEXT: On a dare I kissed a frog Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           On a dare I kissed a frog And he turned into a dog. And quick as that, I was a cat He chased me. The rest is a fog. Next: I took a journey on a train -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        I took a journey on a train And let me make this very plain I travelled in coach With a talking roach Whose chatter drove me quite insane. NEXT: I took a journey on a ship Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        I took a journey on a ship Looking cool and talking flip Thought i had made an impression bordering on obsession til i saw my open zip NEXT: G-string bikinis are fun to wear From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        G-string bikinis are fun to wear But not if you have lots of hair On your bum Or on your tum You need to wax or use some Nair. NEXT Bodacious Lola cleaned her gun Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Bodacious Lola cleaned her gun While she watched "Run, Lola, Run" She liked the show But didn't know If she should snuff her honey-bun. NEXT: Back when life was copacetic -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        Back when life was copacetic and many people went heretic Nobody knew What murders would do Or how to make those charges stick NEXT: Beauty contests should be banned From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Beauty contests should be banned, There's nothing dumber in the land Than to hear a bleached blonde Who twirls a baton And talks like her head's full of sand. Next: Someone left the cake out in the rain -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Someone left the cake out in the rain. I swear some people have no shame. The fate of the cake Still keeps me awake. My life will never be the same. Next: Its another Limerick -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Its another Limerick and may make you sick. To rhyme all the time is quite a nifty trick NEXT: On a trip to the White House -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        Its another Limerick Enough to drive me batty Can't think of a thing To make the verse ring Without making it sound catty NEXT: These are a few of my favourite things From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Nova Girl Substitute posted                        On a trip to the White House. I chance upon a spotted mouse. She said to me Cant you see Dubya is away hunting grouse. These are a few of my favourite things Cocktails, boys, cars, diamond rings It takes much money to buy those honey So I'm dumping you for that guy who sings. NEXT: While dancing across the parquet floor [ September 26, 2005, 06:51 AM: Message edited by: Nova Girl ] Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        While dancing across the parquet floor I saw a cute boy whom I adore What he's got makes me hot Oh how I hope to score. NEXT: Where shall I get my inspiration? [ September 26, 2005, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ] -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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