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The luckiest man alive Got home well after five Unconcerned The dinner burned Would his wife's wrath he survive?
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I am very bored at work
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I took an unexpected turn And crashed into a potted fern. I was covered with sores, For I'm allergic to spores. And thus a lesson I did learn.
Next: I opened my black umbrella
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There once was a dog who ate chickens, If you wait the plot it will thicken. If you're not sure, that the chicken is pure. At least it's his balls he's not lickin.
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There's nothing on broadcast TV.
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There's nothing on broadcast TV At least nothing I want to see Plots that are dumb Leave me feeling glum I'd much rather write poetry.
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To think I saw it on Mulberry Street
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He showed off his hairy chest, Much better than all the rest. To nuzzle those pecs Is better than sex, And so there I made my nest.
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A woman with a husky voice is cause to rejoice Unless you see That she's a he Who goes by the name of Joyce
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To think I saw it on Mulberry Street
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There lived a boy named Rocky Raccoon Whose dad was an otter and mom a baboon He was all mixed up That cute little pup Unil he fell in love with a three footed loon.
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I went to the black and white ball
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I went to the black and white ball. I wasn’t planning on being appalled. But to my chagrin, Naw, It couldn’t have been… Michael Jackson was all that I saw.
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I'm leaving on an airplane.
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I'm leaving on an airplane It will take too long to explain I'm not afraid or underpaid Just two words - Candy cane
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A nice young man in the park
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