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The gay young couple at the beach were barely within my reach. As they rolled in the sand I offered a hand though much more was accepted by each.
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While wearing my lycra shorts,
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While wearing my lycra shorts, I was going to play some sports But something did grow and started to show As recorded in the arrest reports.
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At Aunt Millie's tea party
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I fixed my hair with a fine bristle brush and dressed in a velvet suit - very plush I was in a spot my pants I forgot Because I was in such a very big rush.
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At Aunt Millie's tea party, The biscuits were delicious, yet hearty. I heard someone utter, "They're better with butter!" These words came from James Moriarty.
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The game is a foot.
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The game is a foot, Is how it was put. When the chase had began, Holmes' pipe in his hand, Full of tobacco and soot.
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Rachel read about The Vicker.
(edit) Sorry about answering my own limerick, but the more I thought about trying to rhyme "foot" two times and make sense, the harder it got, and when I finally got something that fit, I couldn't pass it up.
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Rachel read about The Vicker After drinking lots of liquor She's a punk when drunk And got into a fight with her vicar.
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On a sunny day in June
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Sorry about this, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a self abusing Cub fan.
The Cubs stink again. But you knew that would happen my friend. Each Spring they start fresh. Then they lose more than less. And it's "Wait 'til next year" again.
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My wife has the pertiest face.
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My wife has the prettiest face Full of wisdom and grace If I ponder to let my eye wander She will put me in my place.
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A Cubs fan vents his rage
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Not another email from my sister Though since she's gone, I've really missed her She's in Tibet With a monk she met When she left her hubby who never kissed her.
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The life of a dog is really sweet
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The life of a dog is really sweet being loved and cuddled is neat and trotting round the track blue ribbon on my back means I get a better cut of meat!
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub One asked "My back will you scrub?" Jerry Falwell fainted said they were tainted I asked "What's all the hubbub?"
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One day I went to the zoo
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