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"Happen" is a hard word to rhyme. Thankfully, "Rhyme" is not that kind. Although "Garage" is tougher, And "Orange" still rougher. Quislet still seams to be rhyming just fine.
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I'm glad that limerick worked out.
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From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003
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I'm glad that limerick worked out. Though it's dumb to write poetry about A subject so inane when there's little to gain Except adding one to my post count.
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A limerick writer's favorite haiku
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A limerick writer's favorite haiku, Has seventeen syllables, it's true. Lines of five seven five. Full of Nantuckian Jive, And dirtier than the floor at Apu's.
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It's the Itchy and Scratchy Show: Not the one Bart and Lisa know. This one, on the contrary, Is a documen-tary On the bite of the mosquito.
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He stood there bouncing his pecs She rolled her eyes and thought "What's next?" The first date She wasn't irate Just thought that she should drink more Becks.
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If kids would eat their broccoli They wouldn't get so colicky It is know and has been shown That kids think it is very icky.
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Three guests will visit my house
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Three guests will visit my house One of whom will bring a mouse To liven up the proceedings Against my abject heedings Coz it might frighten the spouse
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What to do on a weekend? What about doing some drinkin? Drinks of barley and hopps, Hard grains, or just Schnapps. Until my nose is a red blinkin beacon.
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I can't think of a topic...
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I can't think of a topic, But to be philisophic, To end a line With a word hard to rhyme Is a tiny bit misanthropic.
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I rowed the river in a boat Which i was told would probably float After a while it was a hell of a bore Rowing with just one oar Who knew what i was wearing under my coat?
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Saturday morning cartoons I haven't seen in many moons Some bad, some good A part of childhood Now I watch soaps most afternoons.
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A young lad with a clever mind
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A young lad with a clever mind one who's firm, yet gentle and kind would find in a minute my bed with him in it and that soon he'd be in quite a bind.
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The best thing I did today
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She left him for another man At least that was the plan She picked a guy who was bi and to her ex he ran.
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The gay young couple at the beach
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