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QEII invokes monarchical priviledge and hurls the judges into the Tower of London.
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Realizing it was time for the latest episode of American Idol, the popular revolt fizzled out.
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Howard Stern joins Don Imus in the ranks of the unemployed when the American Public tires of shock jocks.
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Propagandists put one over on the American Public by flying a politician onto an aircraft carrier in a fighter jet and hanging a banner that says 'Mission Accomplished'.
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After hearing thoughtful, in-depth news coverage on National Public Radio, the American Public realizes that nothing was accomplished.
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quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Propagandists put one over on the American Public by flying a politician onto an aircraft carrier in a fighter jet and hanging a banner that says 'Mission Accomplished'.
Oh wait ... that really happened, too.
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Corporate funding and influences become obsolete when Galactus returns to devour the world. Meanwhile, the public is too concerned about Anna Nicole's baby to notice.
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Hmmm, war on two fronts. OK, the UN sends Jenny Craig parolee Kirstie Alley to devour Galactus before he can devour the world. Meanwhile, the public notices she's gained back a couple of pounds and forgets all about Anna's baby.
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Rachel Ray's quest to turn everyone into a gourmet cook succeeds, and no one goes out to eat anymore. The American Restaurant Industry fails.
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Martha forgets she's not supposed to get too crafty and is carted back to jail.
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