posted
A meteor was coming close to Earth Of solutions, there was a dearth We are doomed It can be assumed I will be sad for what it's worth.
NEXT:
If I had a genie in a bottle
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
If I had a genie in a bottle I'd use my wishes slowly, not full throttle: Good health for my beagle, And the flight of an eagle For a certain waterbird best known to waddle.
Next: As I wait for my tea water to boil...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
As i wait for my tea water to boil I notice quite an amazing sight The milk had churned The biscuits had burned And now day has turned into night
NEXT: Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear Had a product called Nair He became a twinkie And just a little kinky He used some even down there.
NEXT:
I took a trip to Spain
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I wish I had a flying carpet So cooler than a Lear jet In the sky Up so high Yet airsick I might get.
NEXT:
There once was an old maid
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
There once was a poet from France Who never got a second glance Then he bought a Mercedes and now all the ladies make with the wooing and romance.
NEXT:
I am stuck with writer's block
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I am stuck with writer's block. It's better than a writer's sock. If your groin is itchin. It's no use to be bitchin, You might be stuck with writer's jock.
Next:
My dear ol' Pappy is proud...
-------------------- Something Filthy!
From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
My dear ol' Pappy is proud and says it out loud He went to jail and didn't fail to come out of it unbowed.
NEXT
I went to the fair on Castro Street
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I went to the fair on Castro Street An incident happened that i cannot repeat Of two Scot gentlemen dancing With kilts flying and prancing Their underwear lying under their feet
Next: I lost something of mine
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
Thankfully that didn't happen It is only a might have been To be fair in a nightmare It would occur over & over again.
NEXT:
Happen is a hard word to rhyme
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
