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Mrs. Q gets distracted by Ram Boy's Beefcake thread
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Nighty backs up everything, so Beefcake is restored.
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A bored and cranky DC legal department wanders by during their lunch hour. The beef is removed and Nightcrawler is sent to Sing Sing. (where we all visit him and cheer him up immeasurably)
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A bored and cranky DC legal department is distracted by Michael Turner's drawings of Power Girl's boobs.
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The Comics Code Authority is reinstated on the entire DC line, mandating that PG's bosom be reduced to a realistic size.
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Good stories with realistic non-gratuitous scenes erode the authority of the Comics Code Authority once again.
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Good stories are forgotten by writers who can't write, artists who think they can write, and companies that want six-part trade editions.
(Oh, wait ... that really has happened!)
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OK...(deep breath)...here goes; A miffed He Who Wanders leads a highly successful world wide boycott of comics written by writers who can't write, artists who think they can write, and companies that want six-part editions. This results in the Comics Industry taking a good hard look at themselves and making much needed improvements. Thank you He Who Wanders!
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He Who Wanders's successful worldwide boycott of comics written by writers, artists who think they can write and companies that want six-part editions leads to much needed improvements, but it's too little to late, as the vast decline in comics sales that results from the boycott causes the Big Two to go out of business.
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The absence of the Big Two creates new opportunities for younger, fresher talent and companies that create new heroes to thrill the public.
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Copyright law prevents the younger fresher talent and companies from using the characters we all love, like the Legion.
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Crafty young writers circumvent copyright laws by adding UK to everything. Lightning Lad is now Lightning Lad UK and The Legion of SuperHeroes is now The Legion of SuperHeroes UK.(it works with rock bands anyway)
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The British Crown sues for unauthorised (note spelling) use of "UK".
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Prudent judges dismiss the case, since the Crown failed to enforce any claim it would have, as it ignorewd various rock bands using the "UK" tag without authorization since the 80s (if not before).
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