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There once was a President from Texas Who rode o'er the range in his Lexus While resting at Crawdad He thought it was too bad Ms. Sheehan might know what a hex is.
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A penguin who slept on an ice floe Woke to see an Antarctic ice show With skating Adelies Gentoos on their bellies And a rockhopper juggling kite's roe.
Next: I was walking along with my beagle
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I was walking along with my beagle Looking and feeling most regal then a robber with a smirk stole my pants and shirt And now I am walking around illegal.
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What should one do when feeling blue?
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When sunning naked at the shore, I fell asleep and I did snore. in the sun... I baked, till my skin... it flaked. At work once more, I'm now quite sore.
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I think I'll climb the old flag pole And fulfill my assumed role Around town I am known as a clown little do they know my serious soul.
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The mate was a mighty sailin' man
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The mate was a mighty sailin' man For three years that show ran Then rerun for ever. We'll miss you, Bob Denver! Everyone on Legion World is a fan!
Next: I spread butter on a hot scone
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The boy stood on the burning deck and waved as others passed the wreck he was very brave yet hoped to be saved but all they did was rubber neck.
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Wedding bells did start to ring
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A cockroach has a splendid life It scurries about where food is rife But not for very long Soon comes its swan song Because Raid kills it as surely as a knife
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Three cheers for the cotton candy man when he got here, the fun began bringing joy to girl & boy And holes to my teeth & dental plan.
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I'm surprized the thread got this far
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