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Fat Cramer
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Polly walked to the grocery store
Cooking supper was such a bore
So she went
And money spent
At the take-out deli right next door.

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When I went fishing in a Zodiac,
soon I had read the latest almanac
I got Pices
cut to slices
by the trolling motor coming back.


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Ne'er had been seen such large crowds,

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Quislet, Esq
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When I went fishing in a Zodiac
I met a bear from Kodiak
He was mean
And I was green
so to the lodge, I went back.


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A young lady from The South

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Tamper Lad
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A young lady from the south
Saw a man as she came out.
At her ball,
he was tall
as the tales from his mouth.

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Ne'er had been seen such large crowds,

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Ne'er had been seen such large crowds
to see an exhibition of shrouds
The showing was poor
There would have been more
Except for the gathering storm clouds.

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A young lady fron The South

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Quislet, Esq
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Oh my.

either someone else can make a new limerick from my line or Tamper Lad, you can write a new opening line

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Causality loop, thread collapsing [Smile]

Here I'll reboot the thread.


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There once was a dandy from Virgina.

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There once was a dandy from Virginia
Who married a girl named Lavinia
She had money
So was his honey
But he loved many others. What a sin, ja?

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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Causality loop, thread collapsing
Our sense of timing lapsing
Don't know who
will go after you
Deja vu! are we relapsing?

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A virile young man from Daxam

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A virile young man from Daxam
Lived every day by this maxim:
"Protect the weak,
The mild and the meek,
And defend 'em when someone attacks 'em."


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I crossed a rabbit with a squirrel

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"I crossed a rabbit with a squirrel."
said my wife's cousin Earl.
"And isn't it quite funny
to see the Easter bunny
Hide his nuts in the basket of a girl."

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I once knew a great Jazz singer.

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I once knew a great Jazz singer
A voice like Ella's - a dead ringer
Wow o wow
She's the cat's meow
I suppose you want this line to be a zinger.


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Nothing is worse than writer's block

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Nothing is worse than writer's block
To get started you need a shock
So once an hour
Take a cold shower
That's sure to nudge your bio clock.


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With pen in hand, I bequeath thee

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With pen in hand, I bequeath thee
The Persian carpet beneath thee
A table and chairs
The lamp up the stairs
And the suit in which I did meet thee.

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A Highlander wearing a kilt

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A highlander wearing a kilt
guided me with his claymore's hilt
as he screamed Cha geill,
with pen he would draw
a lovely thistle 'fore fall's wilt.

(cha geill is pronounced KAY YAW, and the thistle is the national flower of Scotland)

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There once was a President from Texas.

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