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While shopping for tools at Home Depot My car was subject to the men of repo I couldn't pay my bills because I was ill I guess I shouldn't have bought the Peugot
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I was shocked by Sister Mary Louise as she soared on the scary trapeze Her five o'clock shadow made her look like F. Castro or those French mimes with hairy goatees.
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He said, "To thine own self be true." As he made his societal debut But I concluded he's self deluded To think he looks good in ecru.
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I've longed to be a lumberjack
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I took the train to Istanbul and caught a bus there to Kabul Rode my bike into Tehran Caught a plane, flew to Milan Now, I'm home, broke, tired -- a fool.
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Come sit with me; I have a secret. I heard it from a snowy egret. He said "D'you know, That that old crow Has left his wife for some young eaglet?"
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I'd like to sleep at the symphony It drives all waking desire from me Through Haydn, I'd snore Schubert's a bore And Vivaldi make for dull company.
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My best friend at Legion World
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My best friend at Legion World sang and danced and twirled but at the party drank too hardy and what was eaten now was hurled
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Now I am back to work
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I like to shave that part of me that very few get to see Alack I mean my back What did you think? tee hee
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Polly walked to the grocery store
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