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Writing this fills my heart with sorrow More troubles I don't need to borrow I just make due and always feel blue But I still hope to be here tomorrow
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One fine day in old Calcutta
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: (Quislet, what in heaven's name did you have in mind to rhyme with "Calcutta"?)
Must be my Boston accent.
Calcutta cutter flutter shudder shutter sputter another
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We rented a sailboat on Nantucket, wrote a book of limericks, and stuck it to a girl who lived there who, once on a dare, wore on her head, not a hat, but a bucket.
Nantucket...hitting below the belt, FC.
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"It's Titan," he said, "not Uranus."
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"It's Titan,' he said, "not Uranus" Oh my how he can fuss and fuss Be he teacher or preacher He refuses to even discuss
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He searched for the right word
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A doctor of Physics in Harvard Yard Gave his caaah keys to the paahking lot gaahd When he retuuhned fawh his Foohd He shrieked, "Oh my Gaawd! I can't find my Visa ohw MastuhCaahd!"
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At the country club People will snub Unless you're rich In which Case you'll be the hub.
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Help me with my buttons, mother dear
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Help me with my buttons, mother dear I just can't reach those in back, I fear I don't want a scandal On my date with Randal Even if he is a wee bit queer.
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A frisky young orca came calling
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A frisky young orca came calling The smell of his breath was apalling The stench of raw crill and other sea-kill Made Red Lobster stock start falling.
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Watching the river roll by I let out a dreamy sigh It's a bummer that during summer The days really seem to fly.
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I'm going to the opera and ballet
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I'm going to the opera and ballet But that doesn't mean that I'm gay. Though when the fat lady sings I'll gather my things And run off with a dancer named Jay.
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