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Granted! Now you are like the other thousands of musicians in America who have classically trained their wonderful voices through their twenties, and yet can't find work even though their voices are fantastic, simply because the market is so very small for paid opera singers. Despondent and bitter, you turn to the bottle for answers. Mainly, you just sit around the house and cry...
I wish we could all get together in real life one day.
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Granted! In fact, you become so famous as an opera singer, that you and two of your fellow singers release an best-selling album as The Three Castrati!
I wish I could write a successful opera.
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quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime's cocoon: I wish we could all get together in real life one day.
Granted! The aliens who visit Earth next year are fascinate by the Legion, and kidnap all of us to suck our brains dry of Legion knowledge!
I wish I could write a successful opera.
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Granted! but the Chechen National Opera Company is the only one that will perform your work, and expect you to attend every performance. You have to commute through a war zone every day.
I wish politicians were honest.
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Granted, they now tell us all the shitty things they are going to do, but we're so used to irony in contemporary speech that we elect them anyway.
I wish Bill Clinton were re-elected President again.
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Granted! The Constitutional amendment allowing for more than two terms leads to the despotic American empire 50 years down the line, which then leads to nuclear war. Everyone dies.
I wish I had Mystique's powers.
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Granted - You keep it in a jar on the mantle.
I wish I could shape change like Chameleon Boy
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Granted - Will Power comes to stay with you, but his phenomenal strength cause him to break everything he touches. You soon have no furniture or appliances and you suffer from many bruises and broken bones.
I wish I was the kept boy of a rich handsome & nice man.
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Granted - You have all the chocolate ex-lax you can eat.
I wish I had an ice cold glass of Diet Coke right now
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Oops! Quislet beat me to the punch--or the Diet Coke!
Granted. You know have an ice-cold glass sculpture of a Diet Coke can.
Now: I wish I could draw better than I can draw now.
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Granted! The helpful polar bear sitting next to you at the Arctic gives you a nice ice cold glass of Diet COKE while smiling happily. 30 minutes later, you die of hypothermia.
I wish it had been me on American Idol instead of my cousin Diana.
Coke. I meant coke.
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