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I don't like voting for "best of" anything because it's difficult to choose and the criteria are fuzzy. Funniest, most challenging, most lyrical.
It's often surprising, however, when you ask someone to choose their best work in whatever medium, what they actually choose. You're often left scratching the old noggin.
This response should have been in limerick form, but I'm lazy.
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She's stepping out to paint the town red And so she looks under her bed For brushes and paint But red there just ain't And so paints it purple instead.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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He took his shoes out for a shine I wish he had also taken mine I am keen on being clean I even wash my filthy swine.
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Come out, come out, wherever you are
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Come out, come out, whereever you are We're all having a drink at SHAKES Bar Gay or straight Just don't be late 'Cause when you're there you are a star.
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Cheeta, my chimp, go find Boy
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Where no man has gone before there is no need to mop the floor There is no mud or spilt blood And, alas, no haberdashery store
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I went to a theater on Broadway
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"I vant to drink your blood," he whined. "It should be tested," she opined. "I'll take my chance, It's not romance, Ve haven't time for double blind."
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The dog that barked in the stormy night, did so in a fit of ghastly fright. Fido heard the sound of another hound howling at the flash of 'lectric light.
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Of this truth I am quite certain.
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Of this truth I am quite certain I like the films by Tim Burton He has the knack Let me get a snack before the rise of the curtain
(Aside: FC, I really liked your last one)
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From your first cigarette
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I like it when you purse your lips I quiver when you wiggle your hips My knees get weak My voice a squeak I really have to come to grips.
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A boy like that will kill your brother
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