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^^^^ Hmmm posted same time. they could have at least posted alphebetically. Or by better looking. Either works for me.
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BB: Granted! It's already tomorrow in Australia. See if Joe-Boy or LAM will let you watch football.
Lad Boy: Granted! You and Quislet now have adjoining offices. You spend all your time chatting which leads to both of you getting fired.
I wish I had a quicker wit.
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Granted! You are now standing on a board with Drew Carey and Kathy Kinney.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Grant - you find Sir Galahad fast asleep in your bed. Nothing you can do will wake him up.
I wish for something good to happen to me.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted. You logged on to Legion World. What could be better than that?
I wish for a nice hot cup of tea.
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Granted - you have a nice hot cup of skunk cabbage tea. (Description---The plant grows in abundance in moist places of the northern and middle United States. All parts of it have a strong, foetid odour)
I wish for less violence
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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(Resisting temptation to pull an Emily Litella). Granted! You've just joined a nice peaceful monastery.
I wish I had super-breath.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: (Resisting temptation to pull an Emily Litella). Granted! You've just joined a nice peaceful monastery.
Woo-Hoo! And this is "nasty" how?
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: (Resisting temptation to pull an Emily Litella). Granted! You've just joined a nice peaceful monastery.
I wish I had super-breath.
Granted - You now have super-bad breath. Much like Black Bolt from the Inhumans, even a mere parting of your lip wreck devastation beyond discription.
I wish for more sex
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Granted - You will be able to stay awake after the elderly matron sitting next to you gropes your package.
I wish that people got along better
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