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She broke her heel on the runway He was the ankle doctor she saw on Monday One thing lead to another It met the approval of his mother And they were wed the following Sunday
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I don't know how to love him
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We went camping, got chased by a bear When we stumbled too close to her lair She rose up and roared She was huge my lord But was only protecting her cubs in there.
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I've been in a foreign land too long
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I've been in a foreign land too long And I miss my mother's song but here I stay can't get away since they found my stash and bong.
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Mr. Morton was lonely, Mr. Morton was
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Dining out in Tokyo is really very pricey Especially if you have the fugu, it can be quite dicey For a slip of chef's knife Can put an end to your life If the poison sac is not removed quite precisely.
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I ate foie gras in gay Paris (pronounce "Paree")
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I ate foie gras in gay Paree I stayed in a villa on Capri There was a hassle In a German castle And that was my European spree
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On a moonlit night did I dance
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On a moonlit night did I dance With Senor Widebottom, in his oversized pants We did the waltz But slipped on some schmaltz Then on roulette took a chance.
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A dog walked into a bar on Naltor And said to the waitress I like your halter I knew you'd say that Now go chase a cat Said the dream lass, and who can fault her?
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I took a chance and spun the wheel
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Inside a jacket from a jumble sale I found a curious copper nail I took out my hammer And gave it the slammer But hit my thumb and boy did I wail.
P.S. Fat Cramer, your last limerick was most excellent.
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Come with me to the Caspian Sea
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Come with me to the Caspian Sea or to the coast of Normandy With a kiss Said "yes", the miss and together did the lovers flee.
NEXT: Anita's gonna get her kicks tonight
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Anita's gonna get her kicks tonight Wearin' that leather mini oh-so-tight The dudes will drool Each one a fool But with Anita - none will see dawn's light.
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She's stepping out to paint the town red
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I think we should have a contest now. Each limmerist (is there such a word) should choose whichever limmerick he or she considers to be his or her best and we should let LW choose the best. We could do it as a poll. Good idea or bad idea ?
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I don't know. The idea of going through 17 pages to select my best is a little daunting.
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Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
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