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Granted - instead he put it up on blocks in your frontyard where it rusted away.
I wish I had a mint condition copy of every comic book ever printed.
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Granted! The photocopies arrive at your doorstep, COD, and in mint condition. For the million or so tons of paper involved you now owe the shipping company 100,000 dollars.
I wish I had the discipline to get up every morning and lift weights before work and school.
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. Now that Sandra Day O'Connor has some extra time on her hands, she's agreed to arrive at your house each morning at 4:30 to get you out of bed and make you work-out. If yelling at you doesn't work, she's instructed to throw a bucket of cold water on you.
I wish there was a pill you could take that would give you the physique you wanted within 24 hours.
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Granted... but you're under court order to work all weekend - and overtime! with no additional compensation, or even comp time. And your favorite band was giving a free concert in your town while you're at work, to boot!
I wish that whoever responds to this post is granted as much happiness as I granted Minesurfer...
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Granted and thank you: Minsurfer was desperately looking for a way to spend the whole weekend in his office with Kate. He's (soon to be) orgasmically happy.
I wish all evil and hostililty on LegionWorld would be manifested solely against Kent.
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Granted! But what do you have against a county in Southeastern England?
I wish more people had an appreciation of fine cheeses.
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Granted - This causes cheese prices to rise so high that you cannot afford to buy cheese ever again.
I wish I was as out-going as Lad Boy
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Granted: "Mirrormask" my mother-in-law's flatulent donkey is now playing in your living room. Keep him away from the cole slaw in your refrigerator.
I wish I could get a job on one of those isolated research stations in Greenland.
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Granted - This one is staffed by 80 year old nuns.
I wish I lived near Lad Boy
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Granted: You now have a 1.3 million dollar mortgage (because you were too smart to buy one of the newer expensive houses) and must spend all your time at work in order to avoid foreclosure.
I wish Quislet worked in the office next to me.
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