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Out of the frying pan, into the fire Is what we say when things are dire Before we proceed What we need Is water to make the flames expire.
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I listened to the words of the sage
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I listened to the words of the sage He told me to write on every page All the good things That my life brings And in this way, my blessings gauge.
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Aren't we just the cleverest sort
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Aren't we just the cleverest sort Our punning we will not abort But if a thief took our leaf Then we'd see him in court.
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A kiss from a maiden I did steal
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A kiss from a maiden I did steal. This was after the delightful meal. My mind is dirty. She was awful purty. But I'll not admit I copped a feel.
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There once was a boy from Toronto Whose image we could barely hold onto He opened a bar Invited all from near and far and got Vee to dress up like Tonto
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With a Power Ring...
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Oh where oh where can my Abin Quank be (I think he went out to sea) Cobie gave him a ring (It's attached to his thing) It helps him to annoy thee
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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, it's off to work we go Although it's beastly hot and wicked winds do blow A dromedary Can not tarry In caravans, you're just another working joe.
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I'm not that kind of girl, she cried Neither am I, he lied She then said "OK" And went all the way Now her dad is fit to be tied.
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Marriage is a wonderful thing
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I want to be a millionaire And rest about on my derriere My hope is the lottery or maybe robbery Of actually being one, I despair.
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A little old lady from Pasadena
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A litte old lady from Pasadena Named her boobs Yolanda and Tina They filled her shirt She was such a flirt Oh, sorry Grans, I didn't mean to demean ya.
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When pigs dress up to go out
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When pigs dress up to go out They put red lipstick on the snout. They carry silk purses, Are chauffered in hearses And dance until dawn, I've no doubt.
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There once was a fellow who liked onion curry Who always ate it in very great hurry But once ate too fast So there was a blast And there was nothing left of him to bury.
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A woman who liked to knit sweaters For athletes she would sew on letters But "I", "O" and "U" In red or navy blue Were the ones she reserved for debtors.
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She broke her heel on the runway
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