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Nope! Sorry kids. I've been to Spain and France-- loved 'em both. Wanna go to Australia and New Zealand but I don't think I could live there. The water goes backwards...
Here's a repost of the list, minus what's already been guessed. (The question, in case anyone missed it, is which non-US country I hope to some day live in.)
England Canada Italy Mexico India Israel Russia China
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From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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India! For the Pig Toilets, cheap prescription drugs, Dysentry and Theiving Monkeys!!!
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Hmmm, I know my Lady fair doesn't want to live in Canada because as everbody knows that's just the US's little bro. My gut says either England or Italy.
I'll go with Italy.
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quote:Originally posted by Joe-Boy: India! For the Pig Toilets
Ok Ok I cant be the ONLY person that finds this amusing can I? : "Every toilet comes equipped with a standard accessory; a thick 4 foot long wooden stick which one holds on to, not for support but as a weapon of defense. As the lady unabashedly demonstrates the technique, I look on in horrified amazement. One delivers, she says, a sharp hit on the flat snout of the pig as soon as it becomes over enthusiastic and gets too close to the flanks. Timing is everything. With almost motherly pride, she tells me her pigs are smart and they are quick! So I’ll just have to be quicker. Won’t I? It is almost as if a challenge is being thrown. Who will win? The pig or the human? Either outcome appears to be okay with her, although I suspect she is marginally partial to her pigs. Then, as if embarrassed by her own bias, and letting her voice adopt an insider’s tone, she tells me not to get taken in by their delighted grunts. They can be quite dangerous. One German, an animal-rights protectionist, in his kindness, had hesitated hitting them, and had consequently to be rushed to the government hospital in Mapusa with a portion of his rear taken from him. “My pigs are not polite like maybe German pigs”. She laughs at her own joke. I admire her for that. A sense of humour even! Nevertheless, I decide to take a rain check on using her rustic rest room!"
TASTE THE FUNNY!
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From: Australia | Registered: Apr 2005
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Canada? They have universal health care, gay marriage and Tamper Lad.
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Actually, it was my fiance who guessed right first!!
Though, I love England, I am far too poor to live there. Canadia does have all those, er, attributes I suppose... but it's so very cold! I'm a wuss with weather. I believe my stance on India would be 'a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there' but I've yet to visit so... we'll see. And Mexico is just a hop over the boarder-- why move?
But Italy. Ah, Italy. I dunno why but, for whatever reason, I really want to live there someday. I think it might be all the history (future history teacher here) or maybe the character study (anthropology!) or maybe the hot men with accents. Who knows? But... yeah. Take it away Actor Lad!
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From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Capoeria? only cause thats what I used to do until I got fat and Lazy.
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