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Granted. You now may ellipsis all you want.
I wish I had a new penguin necktie (the one I have is getting frayed).
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Granted - However you keep having to feed it fish
I wish I was perfect
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Granted! Unfortunately you'll never know what you might do.
I wish I had bigger biceps.
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Granted! Everything you eat now passes through undigested (better chew thoroughly).
I wish someone would pay off my credit cards.
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GRANTED: You weren't "born", you are the product of one of the sickest experiments performed by Nazi scientists; you were created from an egg harvested from a suffering Jewish woman and the sperm of a gorilla, you are a walking testament to the most heinous acts of inhumanity ever performed, and you are 62 years old.
I wish I had never dated Jeff.
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Granted. You and Jeffy from "The Family Circus" never went on a date.
I wish coffee tasted as good as it smells.
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Granted: Place your nose on your monitor and smell the word "it" in your post above. Now take a sip of that drip-brewed Sello Dorado Orange Label coffee that you worked so hard to get imported from Columbia. Notice how you can't tell the difference.
NEXT: I wish I were a policy wonk in an obscure federal agency who squandered untold hours of time posting inane messages on LegionWorld.
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Granted. You now suffer from nominal aphasia.
I wish I had a DVR.
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Granted - You now have your neighbor's old DVR that no longer works.
I wish I knew the secret to happiness
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