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Author Topic: Limericks Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        Our lyrical lads love limericks They're fun and smart and full of tricks. Every day they come and play and write these silly poems to get their fix. NEXT: I find these poems terribly bawdy From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        I find these poems terribly bawdy My mom would even say they're naughty But it's all fine Cause she's not on-line Thank the lord, she's drinking her toddy. NEXT Sometimes it's hard to find a rhyme Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Sometimes it's hard to find a rhyme And harder still to be sublime But message board verse Is not any worse Than performance art by a mime. Next: On midsummer's eve I slept in a tree -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        On a midsummer's eve I slept in a tree Because I was foot-loose and fancy free But then on a whim I went out on a limb And tumbled to the ground breaking my knee. NEXT Hi-ho hi-ho it's home from work I go Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Hi-ho hi-ho it's home from work I go Another day of 9 to 5 and all I have to show Is money in the bank I hope my bonds don't tank Some day I'll quit, if my nest egg can grow. NEXT I took a barge and headed down the Seine -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I took a barge and headed down the Seine With a handsome young sailor from Maine We got off at a club And picked up Pariscub And I swear did nothing profane. NEXT The reason I like to wear spandex From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        The reason I like to wear spandex, Which gives me lots of freedom to flex, Is it shows off my butt And I have no gut, But best of all it showcases my pecs. NEXT I chanced upon an enchanted toad [ July 29, 2005, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I chanced upon an enchanted toad who was hopping accross the grass I'd mowed. I knelt down and kissed him Man how I've missed him. My prince took his show on the road. NEXT: Today I shaved off my goatee. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Today I shaved off my goatee And fed it to my goat and he Said "So delicious!" But I'm malicious So fed him some Chef Boy-ar-dee. NEXT: He flew to Brazil for the carnival -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        He flew to Brazil for the carnival But ended up at a religious revival It was a bit of a bungle As he fled into the jungle Where he fought for his survival. NEXT: He then tried the Mardi Gras -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        He then tried the Mardi Gras With his Dad and dear old Ma They dressed in thongs And sang rude songs And ran afoul of the law. NEXT: Hallowe'en is such a treat Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        Hallowe'en is such a treat. Eating candy sure is neat. Play a mean trick but don't get sick when tossing the rancid meat. NEXT: I avoided working on Simcoe Day. From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        I avoided working on Simcoe Day Tomorrow I must bale hay But this I know That come the snow I'm heading south to Tampa Bay Next: I sent the steak back to the chef -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        I sent the steak back to the chef Who was profoundly deaf When I said "cook" He thought it was "book" And sent me back a roman a clef (FC, Seems like I got you hooked on these.) NEXT: The mistake inspired me to write [ August 02, 2005, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ] -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Yes, you fiend! Between this and Sudoku, my productivity has plunged to a new low! The mistake inspired me to write And keep on going through the night Then with sunrise My tired eyes Read "Dr. Mayavale: He Likes Dwight". NEXT: Out of the frying pan, into the fire -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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