Legion World   
my profile | directory login | search | faq | calendar | games | clips | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Legion World » LEGION OUTPOST » Spaceopoly » Limericks (Page 14)

 - Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!   This topic comprises 90 pages: 1  2  3  ...  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  ...  88  89  90   
Author Topic: Limericks
Lad Boy
3rd smartest person on Legion World
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Lad Boy   Email Lad Boy         Edit/Delete Post     
Up high in a hot air balloon
With a girl from southern Kathoon
From dusk til sunrise
Her strength will surprise
Unless, of course, there's a full moon.

NEXT:

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Semi Transparent Fellow
Legionnaire!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Semi Transparent Fellow   Email Semi Transparent Fellow         Edit/Delete Post     
Parting is such sweet sorrow
Said the maid to dashing Zorro
He's off to fight
For what's right
But I'll be in his arms tomorrow.

NEXT

A good dream is like a bubble

Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Invisible Brainiac
Unseen, not unheard.
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Invisible Brainiac           Edit/Delete Post     
A good dream is like a bubble
Flying up above the Telescope Hubble
But when your dreams pop
You'll find that you'll flop
If you sleep in class you're in trouble!

Next:

A beautiful expanse of green

--------------------
Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion?

Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!

From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Fat Cramer   Email Fat Cramer         Edit/Delete Post     
A beautiful expanse of green
Leaves people restless once it's seen
That it needs mowing
And spot seed-sowing
The lawn police on me did lean.

NEXT: On Monday morning I awoke

--------------------
Holy Cats of Egypt!

From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Quislet, Esq   Email Quislet, Esq         Edit/Delete Post     
On Monday morning I awoke
to a house full of smoke
my children did boast
to making the most burnt toast
to them it was all a big joke.

NEXT:

As I contemplated lunch

--------------------
Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Fat Cramer   Email Fat Cramer         Edit/Delete Post     
As I contemplated lunch
I thought I'd buy a bunch
Of carrots
At Harrods
And noisily I'd munch

NEXT: He dreamed that he asked Karl Rove

--------------------
Holy Cats of Egypt!

From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Semi Transparent Fellow
Legionnaire!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Semi Transparent Fellow   Email Semi Transparent Fellow         Edit/Delete Post     
He dreamed that he asked Karl Rove
Who was floating in the cove
"Oh just a spy
Who did die
When I exposed him in the grove."

NEXT

Upon the wind, I did soar

Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Quislet, Esq   Email Quislet, Esq         Edit/Delete Post     
Upon the wind, I did soar
Above the crowd's maddening roar
My cares did cease
as I found peace
And with Nature I had a rapport

NEXT:

On a crowded noisy street

--------------------
Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lad Boy
3rd smartest person on Legion World
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Lad Boy   Email Lad Boy         Edit/Delete Post     
On a crowded noisy street
I wonder whom I'll meet.
George Bush or Karl Rove
DC's treasure trove
Of reasons to stay in from the heat.

NEXT:

For a double-shot skim cappucino

From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Tamper Lad   Email Tamper Lad         Edit/Delete Post     
For a double-shot skim cappucino,
I ask by barista Gino
It makes me sad
coffees' all I had
I ought to skip work and sip vino.


NEXT:

There was a boy at summer camp

From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Quislet, Esq   Email Quislet, Esq         Edit/Delete Post     
There was a boy at summer camp
Who I met running down a ramp
We were both gay
So every day
We would play it up as "camp"


NEXT:

A cowgirl from Montana

--------------------
Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Tamper Lad   Email Tamper Lad         Edit/Delete Post     
A cowgirl from Montana
was holding a banana
at her hip...
Damn censorship.
Can't finish this like I wanna


NEXT"

Off on the journey he goes

From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Semi Transparent Fellow
Legionnaire!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Semi Transparent Fellow   Email Semi Transparent Fellow         Edit/Delete Post     
Off on the journey he goes
Wearing his mother's hose
His legs were fit
He sure was "it"
Wearing pumps with open toes.

NEXT

I really really hate my job

Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Quislet, Esq   Email Quislet, Esq         Edit/Delete Post     
I really really hate my job
and its not that I'm a snob
It just that I rather be
footloose and fancy free
But then to get money, I'd have to rob.

NEXT:
What should be my new career?

--------------------
Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
Offline

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Fat Cramer   Email Fat Cramer         Edit/Delete Post     
What should be my new career?
Should I go and ask a seer?
Back to school?
In Kabul?
Maybe I should stay right here.

NEXT: Our lyrical lads love limericks

--------------------
Holy Cats of Egypt!

From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
  This topic comprises 90 pages: 1  2  3  ...  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  ...  88  89  90   

   Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Legion World

Legion of Super-Heroes & all related proper names & images are ™ & © material of DC Comics, Inc. & are used herein without its permission.
This site is intended solely to celebrate & publicize these characters & their creators.
No commercial benefit, nor any use beyond the “fair use” review & commentary provisions of United States copyright law, is either intended or implied.
Posts made on this message board must not be reproduced without the author's consent.

Powered by ubbcentral.com
UBB.classic™ 6.7.2

ShanghallaThe Legion World Star