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Author Topic: Nasty Genie Mattropolis member posted                           Granted! But you have now developed a fever and will be quarantined inside your home, for a month... I wish to have a wonderful Italian dinner. -------------------- Touch the magic... From: Morganfield, KY | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        granted. unfortunately it's so laden with garlic that no-one will come within 10 feet of you. In fact, even you wish you could get away. I wish I could stop and start time at will. Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  rtvu2 here we go again.... posted                          GRANTED! -but everytime you stop and restart you go back to the moment you stop and have to relive it again. I wish I could find a new job. From: Texas | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Power Boy Kick Nass Leader posted                           GRANTED. easy you find a great new job but are laid off after 30 days due to cutbacks. sorry, new guys go first....no severance because haven't been there for 6 months...and your position at your old job has been filled. oh and your accounts are frozen because someone stole your atm card. good luck! i wish it was june 2006. From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Granted; however, it will take approximately eight months for this wish to come true. I wish my tap water tasted better. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  DrakeB3004 Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin' posted                       Granted -- your tap water now tastes like balls-sweat rather than ass-sweat. I wish life really were like a box of chocolates From: New York, NY | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Granted, you are now a chocolate covered cherry in a family size box of Godiva chocolate. You've been severely injured by someone poking a finger into you and breaking your shell. As your life oozes out, you must suffer the horror of watching your brothers and sisters being eaten alive before you. (That was sick, wasn't it?) I wish I never made mistakes. Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        Granted. You are now the Bush Administration. I wish I had a personal chef cook me a sumptuous ten-course meal right now. Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Granted. Your personal chef is from a tribe deep in the Amazon. Unfortunately, it's a cannibal tribe and the sumptuous ten-course meal is composed of ten of your closest friends -broiled, roasted, sauteed, baked, fricasseed, stewed, candied, pureed, tartare and boiled, in particlarly novel ways. (That was sick too.) I wish I had enough money to retire right now. [ October 10, 2005, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Granted. Times fast forwards so you can get your money. However, you are now 90 years old. I wish I had Kinetix' powers. [ October 13, 2005, 05:54 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ] -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Reboot Common sense is neither common, nor sense. posted                           Granted, but the second you use them E=mc² kicks in and you evapourate into a bunch of gamma rays. I wish the Bush administration sank. -------------------- My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War. From: The Mainframe | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Granted! Unfortunately, they sank into their underground bunker just before they finally blew up the world. I wish my dryer worked. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Granted... Your dryer worked. Now it doesn't. I wish the next evil genie would write a limerick. -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        a limerick I wish I could sleep for a thousand years -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Granted... you wake up and you can't move your arms because of muscle atrophy and your fingernails are too heavy. And you need to trim your nose hairs. And you're hungry... and you really need to pee. And you're breath stinks... and you still can't move. I wish I could fly... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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