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Quislet, Esq
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Drink a glass to Scotty, my friend
His would be the first elbow to bend
Don't forget the man
named James Doohan
Sadly, all good things must end.

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What is it about life

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What is it about life
That causes so much strife
If there's a pill
For all that's ill
I'd give it to my wife.

(Sorry for the blatantly misogynist tone - I was just going for a facile limerick.)

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Why do ladies smell so nice

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Tamper Lad
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Why do ladies smell so nice?
Charms wafting as to intice,
me to chase
around this place.
I'm a victim of my vice.


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On an early morning lovely.

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On an early morning lovely
I woke to see above me
his smiling face.
Then without a trace
He left. Now, who will love me.

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If time can heal all wounds,

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If time can heal all wounds,
It can make the word gazounds
A legitimate rhyme
Because over time
New words will be made, one foreswoonds.

NEXT: I sat and I talked to the porcupine

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I sat and talked to the porcupine,
And everything was going fine,
'Til we got in a fight
(He was wrong, I was right!)
And I wound up with quills in my spine.

NEXT: There once was a girl from Orando.

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Quislet, Esq
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I sat and I talked to the porcupine
of what to drink and where to dine
of his fare
I wouldn't dare
to eat except the berries most devine.

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A girl with a bright blue ribbon

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There once was a girl from Orando
Who went to live in Orlando
A beauty she's not
She works at Epcott
Where she impersonates Marlon Brando.

A girl with a bright blue ribbon
Had a face like an African gibbon
When she went to the city
They all said she was pretty
But you know they were really fibbin'.

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Bury me next to my old Chevy II (two)

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Viridis Lament
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Bury me next to my old Chevy 2
when my final days are through
till then i will smoke,
perhaps have a toke,
and certainly get drunk with you!!!


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Upon the rolling hills of Avalon

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Upon the rolling hills of Avalon
My shining armour I did don
And ride upon my noble steed
I serve the king and peoples need
To usher in a glorious dawn.

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Down to Atlantis I did swim

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Quislet, Esq
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Down to Atlantis I did swim
a trip made on a whim
In an underwater glade
I spotted a mermaid
But she turned out to be a him.

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On a hike to Shangri-La

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On a hike to Shangri-La
I sang a ditty, la-te-da,
"It's all the rage
To never age
Always younger than my pa."

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With John Travolta I did dance

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With John Travolta I did dance
for some reason with no pants
though i'm not gay
i really must say
it certainly felt like romance!!!

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Upon Europa gazing at the stars

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Upon Europa gazing at the stars
I thought I'd left my raincoat back on Mars
But rather than
Go back again
I headed for my favourite Jovian bars.

NEXT: They're back again, those jellyfish

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They're back again, those jellyfish
Between my toes - Squish, squish, squish
Floating on the waves
Among the sea caves
But please not in my chafing dish.

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Up high in a hot air balloon

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