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Drink a glass to Scotty, my friend His would be the first elbow to bend Don't forget the man named James Doohan Sadly, all good things must end.
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What is it about life
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I sat and talked to the porcupine, And everything was going fine, 'Til we got in a fight (He was wrong, I was right!) And I wound up with quills in my spine.
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I sat and I talked to the porcupine of what to drink and where to dine of his fare I wouldn't dare to eat except the berries most devine.
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A girl with a bright blue ribbon
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There once was a girl from Orando Who went to live in Orlando A beauty she's not She works at Epcott Where she impersonates Marlon Brando.
A girl with a bright blue ribbon Had a face like an African gibbon When she went to the city They all said she was pretty But you know they were really fibbin'.
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Bury me next to my old Chevy II (two)
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Upon the rolling hills of Avalon My shining armour I did don And ride upon my noble steed I serve the king and peoples need To usher in a glorious dawn.
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Down to Atlantis I did swim
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Down to Atlantis I did swim a trip made on a whim In an underwater glade I spotted a mermaid But she turned out to be a him.
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On a hike to Shangri-La
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Upon Europa gazing at the stars I thought I'd left my raincoat back on Mars But rather than Go back again I headed for my favourite Jovian bars.
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They're back again, those jellyfish Between my toes - Squish, squish, squish Floating on the waves Among the sea caves But please not in my chafing dish.
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Up high in a hot air balloon
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