I worked as a bank messenger for all of nine weeks in 1989. The job consisted of transporting money and documents to branches located around northwestern Missouri.
I was an obituary rep for a major metropolitan newspaper for seven years beginning in 1997. Contrary to popular belief, we didn't actually write the obituaries (not that we didn't catch flak for poorly written ones); the funeral homes took care of that. Obit reps merely typed in the obits and made recommendations on grammar, mechanics, and even sense!
Selling tools and garden supplies for Sears is one of my four (!) present jobs.
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quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Which one of the following jobs have I not held?
A. Kmart stockman
B. gas station attendant
C. bank messenger
D. Sears sales associate
E. college professor
F. German tutor
G. Pizza Hut delivery driver
H. obituary representative
I. ESL tutor
I. ESL tutor
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quote:Originally posted by dedman: G. Pizza Hut delivery driver
That's it. I have never worked for Pizza Hut.
I did, however, tutor English as a Second Language students two years ago.
Your turn, deddy.
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Ok, I like this question, so I'm stealing it
Which of the following jobs have I never worked at?
A. Farmer b. Fish plant worker c. Telemarketer d. Singer for a metal band e. Professional wrestler f. Labourer for Labatt's Brewery g. Set and costume designer for the halloween hayride h. Security Guard i. Power engineer j. Customer support rep for AT&T Broadband
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Nope, none of those. I was a professional wrestler in a league back in newfoundland, my stage name was Epitaph. My very first job was on an experimental farm in my hometown. I worked as a telemarketer of and on over the years, pretty much as a job while I was looking for a good job.
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g. Set and costume designer for the halloween hayride
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