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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        I fell in love with a stevedore Whom all the women did adore But said he I love thee That made me love him all the more NEXT: A seamstress named Kate -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        A seamstress named Kate Had grown bored with her fate She said, "Don't ya' know My life's just sew-sew. I wish Dedman would ask for a date." NEXT: The very best thing about limericks From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        The very best thing about limericks It's an easy way to get your kicks If you like cheap rhyme And wasting time And can run from occasional bricks. NEXT: A Supreme Court Justice nominee [ July 19, 2005, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ] -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        A Supreme Court nominee Must have a good pedigree Can't be a cad or have done anything bad And won't be bourgeoisie. NEXT: A spritely young thing named Nancy -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        I better grab this one before somebody writes something atrocious about my spritely young namesake. A spritely young thing named Nancy For loveable rogues had a fancy They robbed and they swindled Her passion they kindled It was, in a way, necromancy NEXT: A handsome young man from the Caspian -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        A handsome young man from the Caspian Fell in love with pretty young thespian Try as he might He loved her in spite Of the fact that she was a lesbian. NEXT A stylish young mime from Durban Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        A stylish young mime from Durban Sat silently drinking much bourbon Too drunk to walk and refusing to talk, He rode home in my Suburban. NEXT: He exclaimed "E pluribus unum!" From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        He exclaimed "E pluribus Unum" Excitedly to the two of 'em His use of Latin completely flattened the mischievousness in 'em NEXT: Some words are hard to rhyme -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        He exclaimed "E pluribus unum!" as he moved ex tenebris in lucem queuing for mass eyeing his lass as the priest said, "Hoc est corpus meum" NEXT: The frisky boy went on vacation. From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        Some words are hard to rhyme It happens all the time That I make a post too late to the host All in all it's not too sublime NOW NEXT: The frisky boy went on vacation. [ July 20, 2005, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ] From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        The frisky boy went on vacation Where he met a voodoo priest Hatian They danced 'til dawn On the hotel lawn Much to the guests' consternation. NEXT I went a sailing upon the sea Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I went a sailing upon the sea Schroedinger's cat likes sailing with me or maybe he doesn't. He was and he wasn't in his box, so where can he be? NEXT: Prick your thumb on a rose that is thorny. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Prick your thumb on a rose that is thorny Offered to you by actress Sigourney But clot up the blood With a pack of mud Lest you make all the vampires horny. NEXT: Drag your butt right out of that bed Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Drag your butt right out of that bed Rise and get to work instead Some money to earn Which later you'll burn Be happy, at least you're not dead. NEXT: Add some more lime to that vodka, my dear -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Add some more lime to that vodka, my dear On this cold blustery night, we need some cheer Come snuggle with me My sweet honey bee Under this blanket there's nothing to fear. NEXT Drink a glass to Scotty, my friend Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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