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Granted! You have all the fifth level intelligence but your social skills are naught becasue only you realize how stupid everything really is so you will die all alone and on the street desitute. (I just like doing the all alone and desitute part-seems all bad wishes you end up like that.)
I wish, I wish, I wish... I could make up my mind.
From: Texas | Registered: Apr 2004
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Granted. Here is some Cerebellum Cream for a base. Next we have some Medula Mascara. This Frontal Lobe Liner should really bring out your creativity.
I wish I had more time to post on Legion World.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted. You have banned from Legion World for leading a rebel underground in the MMB. This makes you want to quit your real job becasue you are so sad, leaving you poor and desitute on the streets.
Lesson Learned: Always share the Rocky Road.
I wish there were real life Transformers in the world.
From: Texas | Registered: Apr 2004
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Granted! They already exist, so please see your local electrician, and he will show you how to manage them at the power plant.
BTW, this thread rocks! Just discovered it this morning!
I wish we could discover the origin of humanity without dying or going crazy in the process.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Granted! We all take a trip to the library and find the etymology of the word "humanity" in the Oxford English Dictionary!
I wish Tamper Lad would become a good genius rather than an evil genius!
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Granted! In his goodness, Tamper Lad invents a time machine to go back in time and solve all the world's problems. He ends up restarting time and making it so that the Legion and, by extension, Legion World, were never created.
I wish the Office of Security would never be destroyed again.
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Granted. The Security Office is now made of intangible materials that cannot be destroyed. However, anyone can walk in and the floors don't support any weight because the walls and floors are now intangible.
I wish for a long and happy marriage between the Royal Inquisitor and myself.
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Granted! You and Roy have a wonderful wedding and start a beautiful life togethere. However, Roy get's himself in trouble again and you go help me out and you end up in prison with him. Forever.
I wish I had all the money in the world!
From: Texas | Registered: Apr 2004
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Granted! But you can't spend any of it. After all, your wish is to have all the money in the world!
I wish I were a good dancer.
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Granted. However even bigger worries rush in to fill the empty spaces.
I wish I were a better housekeeper.
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Granted! You are now Alice from The Brady Bunch.
I wish asparagus were less expensive.
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Granted, genetically altered asparagas proves so hardy that is wipes out all other vergatable crops. With the glut of asparagas, it's price falls to mere pennies a pound. Everyone is eating it for every meal. And, now everyone's pee smells funny.
I wish I could fly like Superman.
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Granted. You fly just like Superman for 10 seconds and then you hit the ground.
I wish I had a working Green Lantern Power Ring and Power Battery
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