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There once was a mouse named "Mighty" who wasn't the least bit flighty Stories of fun and glee were made by Ralph Bakshi I watched them day and nightly
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There once was a man from Pisa
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There was a young artist in trouble His statues all turned to rubble A friend who was smart Said "Call it modern art" and now his output is more than double.
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There was a boy who had a rabbit
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There was a boy who had a rabbit Which hopped away before he could grab it But soon he had fun With a frightened nun When it hopped up in Sister Kay's habit
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On the way to New York City
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A flea and a tick on a mutt went exploring, but in a forest of hair they could see nowhere Said the tick "Is that a boulder or a nut?"
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A cat laid in the sun
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Sometimes in winter but not in fall Samantha will heed the call She thinks it is hip to take a dip Au naturale in the fountain at the mall.
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A cat laid in the sun
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The rain turned to hail then snow The wind picked up and started to blow in 5 minutes it's changed our weather's deranged but thats Canada don't you know?
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I got a dollar in my pocket Which I'll use to buy a locket For my honey I'll spend my money Unless I'm broke, then I'll hawk it.
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There once was a rooster named Stan
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There once was a rooster named Stan Who believed himself a man But when he used the loo He slipped and was through For someone flushed him down the can
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Once I kissed a girl named Kate
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