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It was a dark and dreary night
So I turned on every light
To banish the gloom
From every room
And keep the vampires out of sight.

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My brand new sock has got a hole

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Quislet, Esq
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My brand new sock has got a hole
I think it was caused by a mole
I've lost the mate
It must be fate
But my shoes are the ones with soul.

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It happened one Thursday afternoon

[ July 13, 2005, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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It happened one Thursday afternoon
I was riding high upon a loon
I was bored
So we soared
And ended up upon the moon.

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The Moody Blues give me a thrill

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The Moody Blues give me a thrill
I have them on 8-track tape, still.
For Nights in White Satin
While touring Manhattan
I think I'm still paying the bill.

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Baseball's my favorite sport

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Baseball's my favorite sport
on the diamond I cavort
the roar of the crowd
makes me proud
when the pitcher's no hit streak I thwart

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A naughty boy I have been

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A naughty boy I have been
To my sister I was mean
I washed her hair
With mother's Nair
Now her scalp has quite a sheen.

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I took my doggie for a walk

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I took my doggie for a walk
Sometimes I wish that he could talk
My question would be
Why every hydrant we see
Requires that we sniff, spray, and gawk


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I would love to fly into space

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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I would love to fly into space
Say goodbye to the human race
They always fight
Can't see the light
No wonder there's a fall from grace.

(Nah, I'm not depressed. [Smile] I have no idea where that came from. - maybe London [Frown] ))

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If I could shine and be the sun

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If I could shine and be the sun
I'm sure I would do it on the run
Provider of Light
Opposed to the Night
I'd do my best for everyone.


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Taking you out for a night on the town

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Taking you out for a night on the town
we'll line em up and drink em down
then drunk on the street
you tripped on your feet
and now you look like a clown


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it is very dry upon the moon

[ July 14, 2005, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: dedman ]

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It is very dry upon the moon
It dried up much too soon
How can it be
That there is a lunar sea?
Maybe I should just go to the saloon.

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I came upon Mom and Dad

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I came upon Mom And Dad
And it caused me to yell out "Egad!"
They were busy, you see
Enjoying they're own company
And now I have nightmares real bad!


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The life of a monk is quite stoic

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The life of a monk is quite stoic
Some thing abstinence is heroic
They kneel and pray
All night and day
Egads! it's so Paleozoic.

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You're a monkey, oh yes you are

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You're a monkey, oh yes you are
and in the jungle you'll go far
But on certain nights
amid the bright lights
at the circus you are the star.

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Lying on my back I saw a cloud

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Lying on my back I saw a cloud
In the shape of a horse, noble, proud
But it gave me a start
A fluttering heart
'Cause damn, that horse was well-endowed!

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Sipping coffee at midday

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