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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
Come now people, it's ten days until my birthday, we've got to scramble.

I know how hard it must be to shop for someone as artistically, intellectually, emotionally attuned as I, but I assume it shouldn't be THAT hard to find SOMEthing.
 

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Posted by Jerry on :
 
Two Sumo wrestlers and a partridge in a pear tree?
 

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Posted by cleome46 on :
 
I carved you a life-sized model of the "full-figured" Lightning Lad out of old Xmas fruitcakes.

I'm just waiting for Jerry to send me the shipping funds like he promised.
 

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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
Where's the gold? The jewels? The control over the pitiful insignificant lives of the wretched masses whom I shall mold into my personal army for the revolution?

..I mean a jet ski.
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
A course for boosting your self-confidence?
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
A time machine to get pics of obscure heroes drawn by Jack Kirby, Lou Fines, Wally Wood, Alex Raymond, etc?
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
 
What do you get the man who has everything?

Penicillin! Ba-dum-ta! I'll be here all week!
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
A big fat reboot with Speedy and Lian safe and sound!
 

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Posted by Candlelight on :
 
Jet ski?!
You live in the Bronx and don't remember ever going fishing.

You need to start smaller, kid.
How about a tree limb, some string and a hook with a jar of fresh worms?

That's more in my budget, too.

 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
I'll be here all week!

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And we won't remember any of it.
 

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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
Nuclear warheads! How do you get me chocolate coins when I asked for nuclear warheads? DENMARK'S NOT GONNA TAKE ITSELF OVER PEOPLE!
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
How about a snowglobe of Denmark? Cheaper and much less bloody.
 

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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
...fine.

But I still want some yellowcake uranium.
 

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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
Okay people here's what I want so get to it:

Spanish rice
A new toothbrush
A Shetland pony
Another toothbrush because the pony ate the first one
The Ruby Parrot
A fake toothbrush
Five more minutes on the slip and slide
Power over the West Coast
Five stout men and two comely lasses of virtue true
1987
A new toaster
Bea Arthur either as a zombie or back from the dead
To take off my top and get killed by Greg Kinnear
A battery powered battery recharger
The complete destruction of Neptune
New Jersey as a sovereign nation
The other castle where the princess is
The cake that isn't a lie
Mountain dew

Yes I am THAT important.
 

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Posted by Candlelight on :
 

I'm up for the Mountain Dew and a new toothbrush!

The big day is almost here!

 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
I'll start working on the Neptune thing. It may take till next year though.
 

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